/p Hey, gimme some of your tots!
/ja "Steal" <t>
/p Get off me, you bodaggit!
/ja "Super Jump" <t>
/p Pedro offers you his protection!
/ma "Protectra" <me>
/p I like your sleeves... they're real big.
/ja "Mijin Gakure" <t>
/p Your Mom goes to college!
/ja "Provoke" <t>
~While in the middle of synthing~
/p Hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals...
~to a chocobo NPC~
/p Hey, <t>, do the chickens have large talons?
/p Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.
/ma "Horde Lullaby" <t>
/p A freakin' 12-gauge, whaddaya think?!
/equip range(?) "Hellfire +1"
/p I'm training to be a cage fighter
/ja "Boost" <me>