Stuck at work.Follow

Yeah, Im stuck at work >_<

This wouldn't be too bad except for the meetings. From now on I should use meeting speak in game to talk to other people:

<tinyterror> 56BLM/28WHM trying to leverage new personnel and skillsets to evolve practical solutions aimed at aquisitioning black mage artifact armor!

Translation: 56BLM/28WHM looking 4 BLM AF! LOLZ!!!!111eleven


<tinyterror> We need to refactor our plan of action to better facilitate the breakdown of Promyvion-Holla!

Translation: We got raped in holla. We need a better plan.


<tinyterror> Our team-centric approach is fundamentally flawed. We need to identify the source of the breakdown and rectify our gameplan.

Translation: Our PLD sucks ***. Boot/warp the scrub.


<tinyterror> We need to identify key sectors of our business driven paradigm, and reprovision them to serve more productive stand-up onsite solutions for the digital age!

Translation: <I'm sorry><I don't speak any english.> ^_^


<tinyterror> Sales of our rarab product have fallen sharply in the inexperienced user sector. We need a new set of business aware sales centric plans of attack to boost sales to this key demographic.

Translation: LOL! The newbs aren't falling for the slightly used rarab sale scam anymore. Lets try goblins :) ROFL!


P.S. Yeah my manager really does talk like this. It requires a constant effort on my part not to attack him with an ******* or ball point pens. Sigh -_-

On second thought, maybe this isnt such a good idea. It would only end in tears, or hastily arranged ballista deathmatches.





Edited, Mon Jan 31 11:44:34 2005 by Toastofthenorth

lol, funney

im at work updating website database...

lol.. i'm on my lunch break right now. had some delicious nachos from a truck across the street.