Yes, yes, the story is always the same, "You're so tasty and good", "We love you!", "I just want you to come to my house and visit.. honest... no, that's not syrup!"
All you humans want the same from us waffles, you want to rip and naw at our baked and frozen waffle flesh, leaving behind only the dripping syrup that represents the tattered remains of our freedom.
There was a time when a young waffle could wander the streets and halls of the Cerberus forum in safety. A time when peace could exist between our peoples. A time when the parents of young waffles could live in ease of mind, without the fear of their children mysteriously disappearing behind the satisfied smile of a young human, a human who promised only love. A time when man and waffle could live in harmony.
It grieves me to say that this time is widely coming to an end, and the outset of war between our peoples grows ever nearer. The toasted hearts waffles everywhere cry out for justice, and their cries are on the verge of being heard.
Still, it is not too late for peace to reign in our hearts. The cooler heads of still-frozen waffles still prevail, but the day of our ability to calm our crisp, moist, toasty bretheren draws rapidly to a close as waffle/human war draws ever nearer.
Please, hear the cry of a lonely waffle and stop this madness, stop eating the children from our box houses, forcing the parents to discover one day that all is gone, with only the sad, sticky fruit topping left behind...
Please... its for the waffle children.
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Had to rate this up... Eggo's been quite popular lately... especially the blueberry counter-part apparently.
/em hides from Dahlgren.
/em hides from Dahlgren.
Please share whatever it is u are smoking, eating, drinking or any combo there of...
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/em licks EggoWaffle
YUM!
YUM!
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Don't lick me, please... the waffle invasion is coming, and its all the other frozen waffles and I can do to hold back the revolution! Stop waffle hate crimes!
I love you...
/hides his bottle of syrup
...hey..want some candy? I have some get in the car.. :P
/hides his bottle of syrup
...hey..want some candy? I have some get in the car.. :P
Hilarious, absolutely hilarious...
Hey, ever leave a waffle in the toaster for too long? Reminds me of the Petrify ability of a lizard in the dunes. If they do rise up and revolt, just turn up the heat. Problem solved.
Enjoy em with syrup or without, with butter or without... but enjoy them without guilt!
<-- passing forks and napkins around the waffle table
Hey, ever leave a waffle in the toaster for too long? Reminds me of the Petrify ability of a lizard in the dunes. If they do rise up and revolt, just turn up the heat. Problem solved.
Enjoy em with syrup or without, with butter or without... but enjoy them without guilt!
<-- passing forks and napkins around the waffle table
mmmmmmm, waffles are great! And apparently quite funny too, who knew?
Find the one they call Ego, and ask him to let your people go.
If he so refuses, drop your mighty fork onto the floor.
If he still refuses, tell him his coutry will be plagued by Tony the Tiger and Chester the Cheetah.
If he so refuses, drop your mighty fork onto the floor.
If he still refuses, tell him his coutry will be plagued by Tony the Tiger and Chester the Cheetah.
and you diss the belgium waffle?! how dare you speak of such nonsense WHERES MY COCONUT SYRUP!
Ooooh a waffle invasion. Ok my people sharpen those forks, knives, and get your syrup ready. We must meet this threat fully prepared. Ill bring the butter. time to show these waffles
whos the boss. WHOS WITH ME.
whos the boss. WHOS WITH ME.
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