The story about a Galka and a QuadavFollow

The other day, a Garnet Quadav in Rolanberry fields was chasing a poor galka, pld20/smn10, who was on his first run to Jeuno hoping to get his chocobo license and maybe a level or 2 in Qufim.

Galka»» Damn, the zone is wayyy too much far
Garnet Quadav»» YEAH!! YOU'RE MINE

Then, the Galka rubs an oil lamp that he finds under a ??? and Ifrit+1 appears!

Ifrit+1»» I'll grant each of you 3 wishes.
Garnet Quadav»» ME FIRST!! Ok... for my first wish I want all the Quadav in Rolanberry fields to be females, except me.
Ifrit+1»» Your wish is granted. From now on, you're the only male quadav in Rolanberry fields
Galka»» For my first wish, I'd like to have a motorcycle helmet.
Garnet Quadav»» WHAT??? You're really a dumb one...
Ifrit+1»» Your wish is granted!
(the motorcycle helmet appears)
Garnet Quadav»» For my second wish, I'd like all the Quadavs in Pashow marschland to be females.
Ifrit+1»» Your wish is granted!
Galka»» For my second wish, now that I have the helmet, I might as well have the bike. I want a harley davidson motorcycle
Garnet Quadav»» WHAT?? You're even dumber then all the galkas I killed before
Ifrit+1»» Your wish is granted!
(the motorcycle appears)
Garnet Quadav»» For my last wish, before I beat the crap out of this galka, I want ALL the quadavs in Vana'diel to be females, except me.
Ifrit+1»» Your wish is granted!
(at this moment, the galka puts on his helmet, get on the motorcycle, starts the engine and says)
Galka»» For my last wish, I want this Garnet Quadav to be GAY!


... sorry guys, I'm having another boring day at the office

Rate up! Nice...

lol you guys are cool. Go another one. Care to hear it?

Edited, Thu Oct 20 18:00:39 2005 by Hizashi