1. Put your fingers in a fan?
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
7. Vandalized something?
These are the truly burning issues. So fess up!
Edit: Because me smart.
Edited, Tue Feb 17 17:00:48 2004 by Tare