Doesn't the Guardian have anything in the UK to worry about?
Probably, but amusingly the UK doesn't have freedom of the press, so it's easier to report on US stories than the ring of vicious boy ******* politicians and powerful people who then killed children for sport in the UK. Just kid..what's that? That's ACTUALLY a story over there? I can see why you'd want a little break for a mundane secret police torture bunker.
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