Okay 400 posts...who's counting?
But now that I have your attention...let me tell you what happened to me last week. I saw this pregnant girl I work with, hadn't see her for a while and she was looking very fat and frazzled.
Me: Hi! Haven't seen you forever...when you are you going to have that big baby?
Her: Had it a month and half ago.
Me: <nervous laugh>
No wonder I'm so popular at work.