Well it made me laughFollow

Ok , well i dont care if you heard it before, its not as long as it looks - but i don't have time to tidy it up right now.


Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
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> > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning
> > > show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great
> > prizes.
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> > The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and >ask
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> if they are married or seriously involved with someone.
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> > If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
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> > highly personal questions.
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> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
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> > partner
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> > (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those
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> > same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
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> > One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
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> > Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
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> > thing I've heard yet.
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> >
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> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
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> >
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> > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of
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> > 'MateMatch'?"
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> >
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> > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
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> > the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
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> >
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> > Contestant: "Brian."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "Yes."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
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> >
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> > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
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> > only
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> > please."
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> >
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> > Brian: "Sara."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
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> >
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> > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
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> >
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> > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
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> >
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> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
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> > that if a trip wasn't at stake."
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> >
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> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
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> > o'clock this morning?"
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> >
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> > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
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> >
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> > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
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> > staying
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> > with Us for a couple of weeks..."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Uh huh..."
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> >
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> > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at
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> > the time."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
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> >
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> > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
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> > previous Hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on
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> > hold,
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> > get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
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> >
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> > 3 minutes of commercials follow.
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> >
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> > DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
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> >
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> > (touch tones.....ringing....)
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> >
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> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
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> >
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> > Clerk: "This is she."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the
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> > air right
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> > Now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
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> >
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> > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
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> >
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> > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
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> > Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.
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> > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of'Mate Match'?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "No."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Good!"
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> >
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> > Brian: (laughing)
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> >
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> > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
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> > to?"
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> >
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> > Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
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> > okay? Be completely honest."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
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> > questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
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> > of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
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> >
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> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian
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> > went to work."
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> >
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> > DJ: "What time?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
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> > trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah.
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> > You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
ready?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
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> >
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> > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did
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> > you?"
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> >
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> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
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> >
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> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
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> >
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> > Sarah: "Well..."
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>
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> > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
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> >
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> > Sarah: "Up the ***************
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> >
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> > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
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> > break" _

Leiany,

That is Mrens AFTER the meds have kicked in - you should see him when he's really pissed off.

Yup !!!!!!!

Well, I see Mrens saved me the trouble... Although football (I hate calling it soccer) kicks ***, so I'll overlook the avatar...