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You have no right to give her a hard time, leave her the @#%^ alone. Basically.
Bah.
In the most Dogbert of senses.
Bah.
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One day when you're over her you'll regret anything, be it dumb or witty or otherwise, that you ever said to her after the final break.
Unfortunately, for most people she's probably right. Me, personally, I am a vindictive person. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait till she's forgotten who you are, place a pipe bomb in the teddy bear and inject ******* in to the chocolates. Then do what I recommended. Of course, I am a bitter little man who only suggests nights of contemplating russian roullette because I know from personal experience that it can be cathartic.
Better yet, ignore my advice. It can only lead to trouble.
/crawls back in to the bottle and scowls at the passers by.