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Katie, much to my horror, I must admit that when you finally do take the hint and curl up in a corner with a bottle of horse tranquilizers, empty after having been dumped down your throat, we will probably post a lament to your absence as well. The reason being no one else can fill the void that the lack of your vapid commentary and insipid banter will leave. You will, on that joyous day, be missed much like the familiar itch of an unwiped ***. Lamented like the fat girl who moves away (really annoying to have around, but there's fun to be had at the right moments). Somehow, though, I know we will muddle through and get past the suffering of loss.
You know, Moe, every once and a while, you're allowed to skip the crap and just say "Katie, you are a stupid lazy *****". Who are you trying to impress? (besides flea of course) Think Katie knows lament, insipid, or banter? Get to the damn point already.
"Katie, you suck, you filthy *****"
There, everything you just said, understandable by us, and Katie.
Just sayin'