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Tacosito, Tacosito.
This would be a good starting line for a poem you could write in my honor. Since you are disinclined to do so, I will construct it for you.
Tacosito, Tacosito
His writing style is really neato
He chewed me up like a burrito
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That you consider me anything in this forum is relatively humorous.
I agree. Hell the fact that I have even noticed you at all is a minor miracle. Maybe not humorous, but a miracle.
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Little at all for me is still more than you, so consider yourself non-entitied.
Eh?
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As for better when you are around, I will give you that.
When two or more posters agree it makes kaolian smile. I think I improve the situation, you think it too. Goody.
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Things are better when you are here in the same way that they are better when Smash is being an idiot.
So other than myself, Smash is the biggest idiot here. Indeed. So the real brains of this joint are people like yourself and tarv..while smash and I are the idiots of this forum. You can honestly say that with a straight face.
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I will admit, there was a time when I considered you to be something of a personality, someone whose posts I should make an effort to stop by and read. Now, having seen how impotent you really are, I can see that there’s nothing that special there.
I am such a has been. My talent has waned. I did not appreciate the glory years of 2002 and 2003. If only I had known in my wasted youth that my ability would slip through my fingers like sand through an hour glass. Oh the tragedy.
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The leet pron thing, yeah, not the worlds most witty line,
We agree again. Kaolian is going to have a sore mouth.
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Say what you will, but dry humor that skids over your head like a smooth stone on a deep mountain pool is leaps and bounds ahead of you.
Dry? That was dry humor? Do you realize the definition of dry humor?
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The funniest thing you have said in months is that you could make me appear to be Katie’s intellectual inferior in three weeks.
And the funniest thing you have said...never mind I can not think of anything.
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Maybe you are a little more accomplished in real life, but typing at a keyboard in the glow of a computer screen, you lack.
Ack! But you use to love me! You even said so!
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This will continue to go poorly for you,
Its going poorly for me? Tarv tell you that or is it an original thought?
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I have, and will continue to do so, responded in a timely manner. You keep making baseless statements and dropping the heavy artillery on me. Like a toothless lion, you can do no harm. Unless, of course, you count the saliva you leave after gumming me.
Timely? Sure I can give you that. Moreover I seem to have your attention again. So good. I think I have like 17 days or so left.
Tacosid
Edited, Mon Mar 1 20:38:04 2004 by Tacosid Edited, Mon Mar 1 20:38:49 2004 by Tacosid