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Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
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If my mad scientist/wizard tells me he has almost perfected my Superweapon but it still needs more testing, I will wait for him to complete the tests. No one ever conquered the world using a beta version.
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I will not send out batalions composed wholly of robots or skeletons against heroes who have qualms about killing living beings.
Just a few lines that made me laugh out loud. I did notice that they neglected to mention the wombats though, Kao.....