One time, I was watching "Friends" late at night. There was absolutely nothing on TV, so there I was, foaming in a seizure-like fit while watching the only cast I've ever seen where no one laughs like a normal person when suddenly, I was abducted by aliens! These weren't regular aliens though, they were TV aliens. They told me how they go house to house looking for bored people watching overrated television shows and help them out. So the aliens hooked me up to this TV and started showing me the best movie I've ever seen. It was like shooting heroine straight into my eyeballs! It was amazing!
Then they sent me home, and told me if I ever told anyone what that movie was called, they'd ************* murder me, you piece of ****."
Aliens aren't that nice.
I think the best human movie I've seen is the first two Batman movies. There could not have been a better cast. Keaton, Pfeifer, DeVito, and Jack Nicholson as the Joker? Genius.
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