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Much like the plastic bag that guy is wearing, jealousy is very unflattering on you Smashypoo.
I almost couldn't tell it was you who posted that. You should have posted it like this:
Wouldn't it just be easier to follow me around begging to blow me rather than trying to be clever about my use of bold or my spelling?
It would establish the same obvious hero worship of me without being nearly as embarassing for you.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.