/rant on
Listen up all you f*ckwads. You have no f*cking clue what it's like to work behind this desk. You have no f*cking clue what it's like to deal with sh*tf*cks like yourself.
If you come to me and tell me you don't have enough towels, and I tell you that I will get housekeeping on it as soon as possible...guess what that means. AS SOON AS F*CKING POSSIBLE! That does NOT mean for you to keep calling me ever 5 f*cking minutes asking where your towels are.
I am a front desk clerk. I do not work maintainence. I do not work housekeeping. I don't know why your TV isn't working. I don't know why housekeeping wasn't psychic enough to know 16 f*cking ppl were gonna rent that room and didn't leave enough towels. Where on my name tag does it say "Chris: God of Best Western"? NO F*CKING WHERE!
Do not, as a 20-/30-something, ask why the old farts are getting a discount rate and you aren't. Don't ask why you paid Expedia $139.99, but our sign says $79.99. Because your dumb *** agreed to pay Expedia $139.99. There is NOTHING I can or will do about it.
Do NOT expect me to drop what I'm doing just to come out some inane bullsh*t complaint. If what is supposedly messed up is our fault, someone will fix it......when someone gets there. If you just don't like something just because you don't like what you are paying, oh wah...two choices: Go to the desk and say "Ya know. I just really don't want to pay that. The room is clean, so can I just go?", or suck it up and pay the $100.
One last thing. If you are gonna complain about me, you really do NOT need to know my last name. For one, I am NOT, repeat NOT, under ANY circumstance, gonna give you my last name. My manager knows me well enough to A) know who you are talking about by general description, and B) Not really gonna care since I sell rooms like a motherf*cker. The hotel industry is about supply and demand. We supply the rooms, and we demand what price we see fit.
/rant off
Gawd, I felt like telling that to sooooooo many people tonight.