Wish me luck. I'm going to be playing in the World Series of Poker in Vegas.
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I'm what the pros call "dead money" meaning I've no chance of making it very far and my money will just go to fatten up the prize pool. $4.5 mil for first place this year.
If I win, we're all going to Hawaii! Except Totem who thinks I'm a cheap *******.
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Good luck.
Just wear some headphones playing Kenny Rogers and you should do fine.
Just wear some headphones playing Kenny Rogers and you should do fine.
GL!!! Back when I had cable, I used to watch the poker tourney's with my husband all the time. No cable now. Husband is in Iraq. <feels RL creeping in and rushes to patch EQ> need 12 hours of EQ, STAT!
I'll let you know if I'm one of the 15 guys who will end up on TV, or if monkies will fly out of my ***. Both are probably ~equally likely :)
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Good Luck - Smashie-poo don't bluff on a pair of dueces.
I don't bluff enough. I tend to be too "tight" in tournaments which is probably why I'll be back in LA by Monday night.
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All those things are great things to do while playing poker. You just need to make sure you make them sporadic to keep opponents off balance.
kenny rogers still had the best advice.
If I reach a point where I have enough chips to be worried about "tells" I'll take that advice. To be honest though, reading other players is about .0001 percent of Poker skill. Luck's more important by a large margin.
I'll just aim to get my chips in when I think I have the best hand.
I'll just aim to get my chips in when I think I have the best hand.
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are you "87 Tim McDevitt 35,400 Chips" or "3 Timothy White 102,325 Chips"?
LOL
Good luck to You.
My Roommate is a gambling Freeek.. he actaully got me into watching that World Series of Poker.
I hope you Make it, that would be krazy to make fun of you on national T.V.
*shakes the magic good-luck bones in your direction*
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Good luck to You.
My Roommate is a gambling Freeek.. he actaully got me into watching that World Series of Poker.
I hope you Make it, that would be krazy to make fun of you on national T.V.
*shakes the magic good-luck bones in your direction*
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Hey, good luck at the tourney. I wish I had 10 grand to play with in Vegas. Remember, last year Chris Moneymaker (gotta be a made for TV name) won the whole tournament and he was supposed to be "dead money".
I would gladly take on any one of you in backgammon and soundly whip your a$$. Yes, I am that good.
Totem
Totem
I'm Timothy Donohue - 0 chips.
Some guy named paul beat my KK with AJ. On the plus side I did get a Johnny Chan autograph.
Some guy named paul beat my KK with AJ. On the plus side I did get a Johnny Chan autograph.
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Luck's more important by a large margin
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I'm Timothy Donohue - 0 chips
And my stock investment advice... BAM!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The fact that you even remember a bad call i Made TWO YEARS ago goes a long way towards showing how often I make them.
Buy the Google IPO!!
Vote for Kerry, he's a lock!!
Red Sox are going to win the World Series!
Patriots will in the Super Bowl again!
My wife will bring home 30 models to service me on a rotating basis, and occasionally on a merry-go-round!!
Buy the Google IPO!!
Vote for Kerry, he's a lock!!
Red Sox are going to win the World Series!
Patriots will in the Super Bowl again!
My wife will bring home 30 models to service me on a rotating basis, and occasionally on a merry-go-round!!
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Red Sox are going to win the World Series!
This one alone proves you are just a dreamer. ;)
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The fact that you even remember a bad call i Made TWO YEARS ago goes a long way towards showing how often I make them.
Actually, the main reason I remember it is because the giant empty Lucent headquarter buildings are about a 15min drive from where I'm at. They were billed as one of Illinois' biggest propery developments of the decade in terms of cost, design, etc and were completed just in time for the market to bust. You saying to invest in them stuck in my head.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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You saying to invest in them stuck in my head.
Hey, it's almost back up to where I said to buy!!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The guy who busted me out of the tournament, Paul Kraus, is still in it. He's got about 150k in chips and is in 65th place. It'd be nice to see him make the final table so I could at least feel like I lost out to a winner.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
unlucky smash. wish i had the cash to have joined you.
nevermind next year will be yours as the exp of this will stand you in good stead.
unless of course i got the cash.
nevermind next year will be yours as the exp of this will stand you in good stead.
unless of course i got the cash.
/shrug.
My new rooting intrest is Greg Ramer who is a longtime IRC poker guy who went pro about a year ago. Funny *******.
Edit: I see he's actually in 1st placec at the moment. He'd make good viewing on ESPN if he makes the final table.
Edited, Thu May 27 04:54:28 2004 by Smasharoo
My new rooting intrest is Greg Ramer who is a longtime IRC poker guy who went pro about a year ago. Funny *******.
Edit: I see he's actually in 1st placec at the moment. He'd make good viewing on ESPN if he makes the final table.
Edited, Thu May 27 04:54:28 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
ok now you got me real interested. i will probably have to miss work but thats no big deal. i like watching poker on tv. wife prefers paint drying.
Don't worry, it won't be on TV till September. Poker would be a horribly boring game to watch on live TV. Often an hour will go by and there'll be nothing but people folding.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i can handle that. as i said wife will go to bed leaving me and my beer to scream hold or all in at the tv.
dont know your tacticts but you should go all in first hand. scare the sh**e out of them.
dont know your tacticts but you should go all in first hand. scare the sh**e out of them.
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