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#77 Jan 03 2005 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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/e walks into thread from the left side of the screen.

/e taps left side of screen.
/e moves over and taps right side of screen.
/e moves over and taps top of screen.
/e moves over and taps bottom of screen.

/e puts hands up and puts confused look on face.

/e begins banging on the glass.
/e runs about in panic for a bit, trying to find a way out.

/e puts finger up and gets big smile on face <ah hah!>

/e picks up imaginary rope from the ground.
/e jumps rope for awhile.
/e makes a show of tying the rope into a lassso.
/e tosses lasso and latches onto the right edge of the screen.
/e pulls on rope.
/e pulls on rope some more.
/e makes sure the audience gets that he's pulling on rope.

/e begins working way towards the edge that's now been pulled open, but a big wind starts blowing!
/e walking against the wind.
/e walking against the wind.
/e walking against the wind some more.

/e finally makes it to the edge and grabs hold.
/e unties rope and lets it go. It flys over and smacks shadowrelm in the gnads.

/e points at shadowrelm and smiles.
/e holds stomach while laughing.
/e exits screen right...
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#78 Jan 03 2005 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hank! Pass me the Mime Gun!
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#79 Jan 03 2005 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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I predict the bloody adds here will get the better of me.

Other than that: there is only one Dutchman here. I will not tolerate others ;p

Happy NewYear Kao.
#80 Jan 03 2005 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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The following people will be eaten by angry badgers, aardvaarks, sea bass, and at least one Marmoset: Trunksbrando, LtGoose, Saboruto, XvExodusvX, and bob.



Let me guess...I'm the unfortunate idiot that will be eaten by that one Marmoset, right?


*CHOMP!*


Ahh...it's good to be back...I missed you all. I hope you all had a great new year! BTW, deadside, I'm on Chapter 3. Smiley: grin Geez...the inside of a Marmoset's tummy is horribly smelly.
#85 Jan 03 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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O_O

Edited, Mon Jan 3 14:37:39 2005 by XvExodusvX
#87 Jan 03 2005 at 8:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Let me guess...I'm the unfortunate idiot that will be eaten by that one Marmoset, right?
Honey, if you're feeble enough to get devoured by that cute little critter, perhaps the world will be a better place for us all.
#88 Jan 03 2005 at 8:52 PM Rating: Default
bling-bling

(Sorry had to say it)
#89 Jan 03 2005 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Hank! Pass me the Mime Gun!
Wait! A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

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#90 Jan 03 2005 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent
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HEY ALL OF YOU BEING EATEN BY HEPHALUMPS LISTEN UP!


I say we revolt and arm ourselves with anything we can get our hands on. Let's teach those Hephalumps a lesson and make us some Stirfry. I call dibs on the Hephalumps ear. I want me a new coat.

Dam you Kao! I swear I will make sur eyour predictions are false! I shall survive!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





















Man I love the sugar high from Vanilla coke.
#92 Jan 03 2005 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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ok, prediction for PsychoJester:

PsychoJester will develope a cure for the common cold, chicken pox, cancer, leporosy, and ninjas, but in the process will be grafted on the left side to a shopping cart and a mid sized sea bass. This will suck, until it is realized that teh combination is excellent for decending large hills quickly. Yay!
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#93 Jan 04 2005 at 3:56 AM Rating: Decent
#94 Jan 04 2005 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
Mistress PsychoJester wrote:



I think you mean NINJA
#95 Jan 04 2005 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:

spawned will.

/nods
#96 Jan 04 2005 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
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Let me guess...I'm the unfortunate idiot that will be eaten by that one Marmoset, right?
Honey, if you're feeble enough to get devoured by that cute little critter, perhaps the world will be a better place for us all.



Has nothing to do with being feeble...wait...let me guess...it fooled you with it's cute littleness too, huh?
#97 Feb 25 2005 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Skeet and Flea will star in a broadway variety show. Thousands of new yorkers, bored with cats, will go see it. The show will go well right up until the part where the live chickens are released... The resulting horror show will be released in theaters as "the birds II"


How's that Broadway variety show coming along, or was the drama only to playout in the Asylum?
#98 Feb 25 2005 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Kaostradamus wrote:
AngryHippo and Debalic will co author a pizza and junk food cookbook.

That's funny; I've always wanted to do a cooking show called "The Stoned Chef". Hippo, would you be producer?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#99 Feb 25 2005 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Well well, this thread has already proven itself a few times!

Kaostradamus wrote:
After the new servers are installed, the site will get faster. Then it will slow down, get faster, stop entirely, get kicked twice, then speed up and work well for the rest of the year, untill WoW II is released in September.

The Planetside site will double it's hits when a FFXI player accidentally clicks on it.

The Karma server will abruptly become sentient afterone to many thread on the subject, and will proceed to smite the unbelievers and generally ***** with everyone. We'll get used to it.


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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#101 Feb 25 2005 at 8:59 PM Rating: Good
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I think we should restrain ourselves on bumping this post to compare accuracy till at least mid-year.
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