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or the motives of the presidential candidate he advised.
He didn't advise one. :(
Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
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Yes he did.
Wrong.
Don't you ever get tired of lying?
Why would I have to lie when responding to one of your posts. That's like claiming I'd have to cheat at boxing an 18 month year old.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah he was only part of his "spiritual" advisory committee.
Uh huh. Which he resigned from a month ago, after not offering any advice.
Is it just something in the water down there that makes you people so stupid, or is it that inbred family businesses allow for any level of incompetence to just sort of float along?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
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an 18 month year old.
an 18 month year old.
I dunno, they're kinda tricky!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
a month ago
Yes, a month ago. He resigned from a committee that *never met once*. I guess you don't ever get tired of it. Fascinating. If only you'd been as good at basketball as your brother, maybe this stubbornness would have some value.
:(
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Last game I played in Germany
Didn't exist.
You forget that I know exactly who you are, and who your brother is.
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Shows what you know.
Sure, Jason.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
omg you have my name. lol, what a comp wiz.
I'm just not sure why you'd waste your time lying about things that can be factchecked in ten seconds.
Ego, I guess. Maybe you want to be Mark? I'm not up to trying to analyze why you do things.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Lolz ^^^^^^^^^^
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Remember I've seen your picture on here.
That almost sounds like a threat, Jason. People have been arrested for that sort of thing. I don't feel threatened, mind you, but you should be more careful. Not everyone's going to laugh at that sort of thing like I will.
Anyway, settle down. I barely know you exist ninety percent of the time. If you say you played basketball under a secret identity in Germany and scored fifty, fine.
Let me just ask, did you wear a big fake mustache or anything to hide your identity?
Edited, Apr 30th 2008 2:42pm by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Actually I meant it as a fat joke.
Hahha.
Fair point. I could stand to lose thirty pounds or so, easy.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
^ ^ ^ Dude! Stop it...im gonna spill my coffee in a minute.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
don't lie; you know you're infatuated with my charismatic personality.
I wouldn't go quite that far. You're definitely in my top 5% of interesting posters, though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i didnt see anything wrong with it. most of it was, WAS, true at some point in time. in many places, it is still true. blacks are still looked at more harshly than other races.
the conspiracy theory stuff was a bit over the top. but being our government used to spy on movie stars because they thought they were commies as late as the vietnam war.......some of it may hold a bit of truth too. mabe.
and it left me with no doubt the man is very intellegant and holds alot of knoledge.
infact, i wish my pastor was half as inspiring as he is. mabe i would pay a little more attention instead of watching the clock waiting for it to be over evey sunday.
as far as Obama goes, i hope hillary and mccain have more than that to throw in his face. if thats all they have, they are both in a world of hurt.
the conspiracy theory stuff was a bit over the top. but being our government used to spy on movie stars because they thought they were commies as late as the vietnam war.......some of it may hold a bit of truth too. mabe.
and it left me with no doubt the man is very intellegant and holds alot of knoledge.
infact, i wish my pastor was half as inspiring as he is. mabe i would pay a little more attention instead of watching the clock waiting for it to be over evey sunday.
as far as Obama goes, i hope hillary and mccain have more than that to throw in his face. if thats all they have, they are both in a world of hurt.
Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
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an 18 month year old.
an 18 month year old.
I dunno, they're kinda tricky!
Nexa
And they pee!
It's almost unfair really...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Trust shadowrelm to mildly state Wright's conspiracy theories are only "a little over the top." Heheh. Only because it didn't involve little green men and Capricorn One he didn't fully endorse Wright's NAACP speech.
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