Newt Gingrich threatens to form 3rd party for '12

#3 Apr 02 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent

Nobby

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He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

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#4 Apr 02 2009 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent

AshOnMyTomatoes

Anyway, there was a hippo sat there waiting to do his act. -Karl Pilkington

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Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

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#5 Apr 02 2009 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good

Paskil

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

Shame they're keeping him in jail until sentencing. He could have used his time machine to escape.

#6 Apr 02 2009 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

That was Christopher Columbus, moron.

#7 Apr 02 2009 at 9:02 AM Rating: Good

AshOnMyTomatoes

Anyway, there was a hippo sat there waiting to do his act. -Karl Pilkington

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MentalFrog wrote:

AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

That was Christopher Columbus, moron.

I said found, not find.

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#8 Apr 02 2009 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

MentalFrog wrote:

AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

That was Christopher Columbus, moron.

I said found, not find.

#9 Apr 02 2009 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Paskil wrote:

AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

Shame they're keeping him in jail until sentencing. He could have used his time machine to escape.

All he has to do is use the time machine and put the keys to the cell under his mattress.

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#10 Apr 02 2009 at 10:05 AM Rating: Decent

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I thought everyone knows that Madoff is actually Adam Weishaupt

#11 Apr 02 2009 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Nobby wrote:

He should sign Bernie Madoff as his running mate.

Anyone else noticed how much he looks like George Washington?

Bernie Madoff used his ill-gotten billions to build a time machine and found the United States. Screenplay pending.

Can't be any worse than the movie about the colonials being immortal cannibals.