A conspiracy theory?...maybe.
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Clinton Calls for Iran to Release American Reporter Charged With Spying
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This young woman reporter is originally arrested for having a bottle of alcohol in January. Along the way the charges were escalated to espionage. I can't help think this is a test for the new administration.
A conspiracy theory?...maybe.
A conspiracy theory?...maybe.
Alma wrote:
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This won't turn out well.
She's going to lose her head over this...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Wow, She's quite smokin.
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
Maybe another jobs for the seals?
The alcohol charge is fairly obviously a pretext.
But, yeah, if this is the Iranian government posturing to seem strong in front of the US, they're doinitrong. Illegally detaining foreign reporters in a lamentably maintained prison system? She's going to top herself, and the media will go crazy.
But, yeah, if this is the Iranian government posturing to seem strong in front of the US, they're doinitrong. Illegally detaining foreign reporters in a lamentably maintained prison system? She's going to top herself, and the media will go crazy.
zepoodle wrote:
The alcohol charge is fairly obviously a pretext.
For?
Having alcohol there is quite serious. Which is why there is so much bootlegging in that area. Hell, I know a guy that went blind from bootlegged booze in Egypt while he was student teaching.
zepoodle wrote:
Illegally detaining foreign reporters in a lamentably maintained prison system? She's going to top herself, and the media will go crazy.
I hardly think they are detaining a "foreign" reporter. The article said she holds an Iranian passport, residency, and national identity card. You've got to obey the laws of the land when you visit a place, much less live there for 6 years.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Wow, She's quite smokin.
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
Wow! I'd love to see one her ankles! Or hell, even a wrist. Either one.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Maybe another jobs for the seals?
Because starting another stupid pointless war is a great idea.
I'm just going to point out to Varrus that this is more or less what the US does to random people who happen to be muslims. Just in the US, they call them terrorists instead of spies.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
This sort of thing has gone on since... well, since. She might be a spy, she might not. It doesn't even matter. She'll be used as a bargaining chip. Usually this type of thing is followed up by an Iranian citizen, usually a staff member at a US Embassy or UN offices, suddenly is found to be spying in the US and is promptly arrested. Iran will howl in protest, prisoners will be exchanged and that will probably be the end of it.
By jingo, i say we go over there and give Johnny foreigner a taste of cold steel. Or flaming shrapnel, whichever is most convenient.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
You're right, they should rape her.
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
You're right, they should rape her.
That's just like a marriage proposal over here, so she should be flattered. As opposed to flattened which is what she'll be if they find out she's been fornicating and decide to stone her instead.
Deathwysh wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Any woman who is that hot and goes to a place like that with alcohol is just BEGGING for a burqa and a stoning.
You're right, they should rape her.
That's just like a marriage proposal over here, so she should be flattered. As opposed to flattened which is what she'll be if they find out she's been fornicating and decide to stone her instead.
I thought that if a woman is raped she's labeled a ***** and is free to be raped some more.
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About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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Kaelesh wrote:
Having alcohol there is quite serious. Which is why there is so much bootlegging in that area. Hell, I know a guy that went blind from bootlegged booze in Egypt while he was student teaching.
Yeah. It's a very serious offence which they fine you for. They don't clap you in irons and accuse you of spying.
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I hardly think they are detaining a "foreign" reporter. The article said she holds an Iranian passport, residency, and national identity card. You've got to obey the laws of the land when you visit a place, much less live there for 6 years.
The article also says that she was born in New Jersey, and got into the finals for the Miss America beauty pageant. I think she qualifies as "American". Just because Tehran doesn't recognise dual-nationality doesn't give them the license to detain American reporters on espionage charges because they went to a photo op with Khatami.
You can smell the ******** on this a mile away. It's not going to end well for her.
zepoodle wrote:
Yeah. It's a very serious offence which they fine you for. They don't clap you in irons and accuse you of spying.
Maybe not the accusations but certainly the irons.
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The article also says that she was born in New Jersey, and got into the finals for the Miss America beauty pageant. I think she qualifies as "American".
I read the article. Being American born doesn't give you a license to ignore the law.
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Just because Tehran doesn't recognise dual-nationality doesn't give them the license to detain American reporters on espionage charges because they went to a photo op with Khatami.
Yea, actually it does.
Some perfectly acceptable behaviour in one country is deemed horrendous in another.
Crossing the road on foot is something that we Europeans take for granted, yet can get a nasty cop wif a gun on your **** if you try it in parts of the US.
When in Rome. . . .
non-story
Crossing the road on foot is something that we Europeans take for granted, yet can get a nasty cop wif a gun on your **** if you try it in parts of the US.
When in Rome. . . .
non-story
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Being arrested for having or using alcohol - yes,a non-story.
Today began a closed-door trial for espionage. Reportedly she charged with passing classified information to the US CIA. The penalty for Espionage is death. If nothing else, it has the potential of adding a thorn to, already bristly, US-Iran relations.
Today began a closed-door trial for espionage. Reportedly she charged with passing classified information to the US CIA. The penalty for Espionage is death. If nothing else, it has the potential of adding a thorn to, already bristly, US-Iran relations.
Alma wrote:
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Crossing the road on foot is something that we Europeans take for granted
I must be missing something trying to translate from British English to American English.
Does "road" mean something specific in England (like, maybe, major highway?)
I think he just means jay walking.
Nobby wrote:
When in Rome. . . .
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
baelnic wrote:
I think he just means jay walking.
Yeah. IIRC, the Brit in question was arrested for being a jerk to a cop (which, amazingly, will tend to get you arrested pretty much anywhere). The whole crossing the street illegally bit was just what started the confrontation. Nobby loves to give his own "presentation" of the story though, in typical Nobbyesque manner...
As to the Journalist being held. This story has been going on for quite some time. The surprise is that they've escalated the charges, although I think most people knew it was coming. As was pointed out earlier, you don't arrest and hold people for something that minor. They were clearly working up to something bigger. It'll be interesting to see how our State Department deals with this one.
Oh. And let's not leave out the possibility that she was actually spying for us. Not that this in anyway changes how our government should respond, but our righteous indignation at such absurdly false charges should come with a subtle internal nod and wink I suspect...
King Nobby wrote:
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As was pointed out earlier, you don't arrest and hold people for something that minor. They were clearly working up to something bigger.
If she was guilty of being a foreigner with alcohol -- the fundamentalist muslim version of DWB -- it would certainly get her arrested regardless of whether they intended to trump up additional charges.
Anyone who goes there should know better than to have the kind of contraband that can get you arrested.
I'm not concluding whether or not she really had alcohol, just saying if she did, she could count on trouble with the govt.
Ahkuraj wrote:
I'm not concluding whether or not she really had alcohol, just saying if she did, she could count on trouble with the govt.
Don't bother. The point was made already and flatly ignored.
Ahkuraj wrote:
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As was pointed out earlier, you don't arrest and hold people for something that minor. They were clearly working up to something bigger.
If she was guilty of being a foreigner with alcohol -- the fundamentalist muslim version of DWB -- it would certainly get her arrested regardless of whether they intended to trump up additional charges.
Yes. And if that's all it was about, she'd have been fined and released a day or two later, perhaps with a little tut-tuting or something.
After the first week, and she still hadn't been released, I don't think too many people were surprised that they were cooking up something much bigger to charge her with. This didn't just happen. It's been going on for over a month. They don't hold people for possession of alcohol for a month...
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I'm not concluding whether or not she really had alcohol, just saying if she did, she could count on trouble with the govt.
As I said. Irrelevant. As soon as she was being held for a longer period than the initial charge justified, it was obvious that there was something else going on. Whether she actually had alcohol on her or not is somewhat moot.
King Nobby wrote:
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