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#1 Apr 18 2009 at 2:12 PM Rating: Default
This is a news article from BBC:

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A Palestinian has died after he was hit by a tear gas canister during a protest against the West Bank barrier, protesters and medics say.

The Israeli military said it was investigating the incident in the West Bank town of Bilin.

It said tear gas and rubber-coated steel bullets were used to disperse rock-throwing rioters.

Last month a US protester was left in a coma after he was hit in the head by a tear gas canister in a nearby village.

Demonstrations take place weekly in Bilin, where residents have long protested against the loss of land and freedom of movement caused by the building of the barrier, which Israel says is for security.

Bassem Abu Rahmeh, aged about 30, died in a hospital in Ramallah on Friday. A doctor told AP news agency he had been hit in the chest by a tear gas canister.


The West Bank barrier at Qalandia checkpoint

Guide: West Bank barrier

The Israeli military said it would work with Palestinian medics to determine the cause of his death.

Israel began building the West Bank barrier in 2002. It is now about two-thirds complete.

It has been widely criticised internationally for looping into Palestinian areas around Israeli settlements, rather than following the Green Line, which marks the boundary that separates Israel from the West Bank.

The International Court of Justice ruled in 2004 that the barrier was illegal where it cut into the West Bank and called for it to be pulled down.

Earlier on Friday, a knife-wielding Palestinian was shot dead after he tried to stab people in a settlement in the south of the West Bank, the Israeli military said.

Palestinian police said they were still investigating the incident in Beit Hagai, but confirmed the dead man was Rabah Hejazi Sidr, 17.




While I try not to make this a habit of this, but I couldn't help it in this occasion. What would they write on his tombstone? "Murdered by an enemy tear gas canister?" That's probably one of the most embarrassing ways to die, on par with the British man who died after a cop tripped him over.
#2 Apr 18 2009 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
How do you intend to die, oh mighty warrior? Drowning in the blood of your enemies, perhaps?
#3 Apr 18 2009 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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How do you intend to die, oh mighty warrior? Drowning in the blood of your enemies, perhaps?


I plan on dying of natural causes... Heart attack, old age, cancer maybe...

But not from getting hit by a non-lethal form of crowd control.
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#4 Apr 18 2009 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, the suffering of others is hysterical. Smiley: rolleyes
#5 Apr 18 2009 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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I plan on dying of natural causes... Heart attack, old age, cancer maybe...

But not from getting hit by a non-lethal form of crowd control.


Well, obviously, that would be by definition impossible.
#6 Apr 18 2009 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I know, right? What kind of ******* do you have to be, dying while protesting for your rights? I mean, you'd think you would know the odds against you here. What an embarrassment to his family. Smiley: rolleyes

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I plan on dying of natural causes... Heart attack, old age, cancer maybe...

But not from getting hit by a non-lethal form of crowd control.

For non-lethal crowd control, there are a lot of these stories, eh?
#7 Apr 18 2009 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
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I plan on dying of natural causes... Heart attack, old age, cancer maybe...

But not from getting hit by a non-lethal form of crowd control.


Well, obviously, that would be by definition impossible.


Maybe if you take the defintion of "non-lethal" by itself and literally.

But if you refer to "non-lethal weapons", it's far from impossible (obviously, as shown in the article).
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I plan on dying of natural causes... Heart attack, old age, cancer maybe...

But not from getting hit by a non-lethal form of crowd control.

For non-lethal crowd control, there are a lot of these stories, eh?


A lot? Really?

I have seen very few. How often are these people being hit by tear gas canisters?
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#9 Apr 18 2009 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
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A lot? Really?

I have seen very few. How often are these people being hit by tear gas canisters?


A taser is also supposed to be a non-lethal weapon. People die a lot from those. Same with batons and I beleive I've also heard of deaths caused by pepper spray. A tear gas canister is probably heavy, so if it was to hit someone in the right place, it could easily kill.
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A lot? Really?

I have seen very few. How often are these people being hit by tear gas canisters?


A taser is also supposed to be a non-lethal weapon. People die a lot from those. Same with batons and I beleive I've also heard of deaths caused by pepper spray. A tear gas canister is probably heavy, so if it was to hit someone in the right place, it could easily kill.


A handful of people are not "people dying a lot".

I'm sure more humans die from their bedding than they do from forms of non-lethal weaponry.

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#11 Apr 18 2009 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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A handful of people are not "people dying a lot".


Enough to safely say it's not a non-lethal weapon.
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#12 Apr 18 2009 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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That's probably one of the most embarrassing ways to die


207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.
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McGame wrote:
That's probably one of the most embarrassing ways to die


207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.


That is eight to nine times better than being hit in the chest with a canister.
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The Israeli military said it would work with Palestinian medics to determine the cause of his death.


I would certainly have a hearty chuckle if this man's bizarre death sparks some notion of peace. Doubtful, but you know how those wacky guys down in the Middle East are.
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The Israeli military said it would work with Palestinian medics to determine the cause of his death.


I would certainly have a hearty chuckle if this man's bizarre death sparks some notion of peace. Doubtful, but you know how those wacky guys down in the Middle East are.


Official1: He seems to have died from "Peace."
Official2: I knew it. "Peace" is deadly, we cannot have exist anywhere in this region.
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#16 Apr 18 2009 at 8:56 PM Rating: Decent
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It said tear gas and rubber-coated steel bullets were used to disperse rock-throwing rioters.


There's a difference between protesting & rioting, children.
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#17 Apr 18 2009 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I would certainly have a hearty chuckle if this man's bizarre death sparks some notion of peace. Doubtful, but you know how those wacky guys down in the Middle East are.


Part of the reason they want to work with them to determine the cause of death is to make sure that the man died from what was claimed that he died from.

Actually got to listen to a lecture/ Q and A a while back about the recent Israeli/Palestinian conflict. In some of the cases where there are civilian deaths supposedly caused by Israelis through some action or another, they wanted to examine the bodies with the Palestinians to see if the civilians actually died from what they supposedly died from.
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Yeah, the suffering of others is hysterical. Smiley: rolleyes
You can't tell me you haven't seen someone kicked square in the junk and didn't laugh.

Edited, Apr 19th 2009 3:34am by lolgaxe
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#19 Apr 19 2009 at 1:14 AM Rating: Decent
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How do you intend to die, oh mighty warrior? Drowning in the blood of your enemies, perhaps?


Well I don't know yet, but I have an uncle who died of a heart attack while having a romp in bed at night. That's one great way to go to 'heaven'!
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Omegavegeta wrote:
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It said tear gas and rubber-coated steel bullets were used to disperse rock-throwing rioters.


There's a difference between protesting & rioting, children.


For one, rioting has a better loot table.
#21 Apr 19 2009 at 3:53 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
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It said tear gas and rubber-coated steel bullets were used to disperse rock-throwing rioters.


There's a difference between protesting & rioting, children.


Ya, protesters don't throw rocks at police officers.

There's a line that gets crossed once you start doing that.
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