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#1 May 01 2009 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
I guess when you need a suger fix you will do anything.
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NORTH EAST, Pa. — Police in northwestern Pennsylvania say a burglar took some jellybeans from a home — but nothing else. Police said Thursday that they are stumped by the burglary in North East Township. Sgt. Mark Zaleski said it remains unclear whether the suspect wanted only jellybeans. Or maybe that's all the thief had time to grab.

Police said the burglar broke a front door window Friday night and took the jellybeans from a dining room table. The homeowner reported that nothing else was missing or even moved.



Personaly I would have checked to see if they had pie. I do love some pie.
#2 May 01 2009 at 8:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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I read this as "Jellybean Burger," and was expecting yet another fat American joke/disgusting food thread.
#3 May 01 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Diabetic emergency.
#4 May 01 2009 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I read this as "Jellybean Burger," and was expecting yet another fat American joke/disgusting food thread.


It almost did say Jellybean Burger... I didn't catch my spelling at first.

That does sound disgusting.
#5 May 01 2009 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Diabetic emergency.


I wonder if that would stand up in court.
#6 May 01 2009 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 May 01 2009 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Diabetic emergency.


I wonder if that would stand up in court.
Sure, the guy just needs to swoon in court then be revived by a Baby Ruth or something. Or more convincing still, rush the evidence table and gulp down some more of the jellybeans.
#8 May 01 2009 at 9:02 AM Rating: Good
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Depending on the type of jelly bean, I could possibly be convinced to break into a house to steal some.
#9 May 01 2009 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
Turin, Eater of Souls wrote:
Depending on the type of jelly bean, I could possibly be convinced to break into a house to steal some.



hmmm... Jelly belly Buttered popcorn. Yummy.
#10 May 01 2009 at 9:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Turin, Eater of Souls wrote:
Depending on the type of jelly bean, I could possibly be convinced to break into a house to steal some.



hmmm... Jelly belly Buttered popcorn. Yummy.
I like Orange Crush and strawberry cheesecake flavored ones.
#11 May 01 2009 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
Toot,

Could you imagine the homeowner trying to prosecute?

#12 May 01 2009 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
hangtennow wrote:
Toot,

Could you imagine the homeowner trying to prosecute?



I can, It makes me laugh a little on the inside.
#13 May 01 2009 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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I know what really happened.

The little kid in the house snuck down stairs and stole some jellybeans in the middle of the night (Mom and Dad wouldn't let him/her have any after dinner). Then, since it was dark, he/she stumbled into the coat hanger, and it fell over and broke the window.

Scared that he/she would get in trouble, the child ran upstairs and went back to bed.
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#14 May 01 2009 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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TirithRR wrote:
I know what really happened.

The little kid in the house snuck down stairs and stole some jellybeans in the middle of the night (Mom and Dad wouldn't let him/her have any after dinner). Then, since it was dark, he/she stumbled into the coat hanger, and it fell over and broke the window.

Scared that he/she would get in trouble, the child ran upstairs and went back to bed.


Yeah. I immediately smell something similar happening. Kid either ate some jellybeans, knew he wasn't supposed to, and broke the window to make it look like someone broke in, or broke the window and figured he'd cover his tracks by swiping the jar (double score really!).


I remember breaking a window once as a kid and actually going through the thought process of trying to make it look like someone broke into the house. I think I finally decided it wasn't worth trying. My parents were pretty quick to sniff out when we were BSing them and I'd just get in more trouble. But I can definitely see some kid doing this.
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#15 May 01 2009 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
gbaji wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I know what really happened.

The little kid in the house snuck down stairs and stole some jellybeans in the middle of the night (Mom and Dad wouldn't let him/her have any after dinner). Then, since it was dark, he/she stumbled into the coat hanger, and it fell over and broke the window.

Scared that he/she would get in trouble, the child ran upstairs and went back to bed.


Yeah. I immediately smell something similar happening. Kid either ate some jellybeans, knew he wasn't supposed to, and broke the window to make it look like someone broke in, or broke the window and figured he'd cover his tracks by swiping the jar (double score really!).


I remember breaking a window once as a kid and actually going through the thought process of trying to make it look like someone broke into the house. I think I finally decided it wasn't worth trying. My parents were pretty quick to sniff out when we were BSing them and I'd just get in more trouble. But I can definitely see some kid doing this.


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#16 May 01 2009 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Whatever else may have gone wrong in my life, at least I can honestly claim that I never once considered staging a break-in to my own home.
#17 May 09 2009 at 1:43 AM Rating: Good
hangtennow wrote:
Toot,

Could you imagine the homeowner trying to prosecute?



had you asked me that before the mother who fed her kids mcdonalds every day sued mcdonalds for making her kids fat, i would have said no. These days, i'd be surprised if they didnt.
#18 May 09 2009 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...
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#19 May 09 2009 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...


I've got worse news. Hiding jelly beans from your spouse is grounds for annulment.
#20 May 09 2009 at 11:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...


I've got worse news. Hiding jelly beans from your spouse is grounds for annulment.
That would be the single most awesome reason for a divorce.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#21 May 09 2009 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...


I've got worse news. Hiding jelly beans from your spouse is grounds for annulment.
That would be the single most awesome reason for a divorce.



Husband: "Your honor, I'm asking for a divorce on the grounds that my wife ate all my jelly beans."

Wife: "Your honor, I second that motion on the grounds that he keeps putting the spoons in the fork slot of the silverware drawer."

Judge: "I deny your request for a divorce on the grounds that you both are retarded. Case dismissed."
#22 May 09 2009 at 10:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...


I've got worse news. Hiding jelly beans from your spouse is grounds for annulment.
That would be the single most awesome reason for a divorce.


depends on where you hide them.... giggity giggity.
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