I'm bored of Varrus' drivel, anyone wanna play? Simple premise. I'll start off with a few examples, so you get the idea.
If you are an Asylumite, then I'm a Mooglefuucker,
And I drown your clever posting in my retarded 1337 5p34k.
Possible reply:
If you are a Mooglefuucker, then I am a Gauge **** video,
And you won't have time to mooglefuck, cos you're too busy moogling me.
Possible reply:
If you are a Gauge **** video, then I'm a premature ejaculation,
And she'll barely be half naked, before you're back on FFXI.
Etc...
If you are a premature ejaculation, then I'm...
Go go!
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I should absolutely know this, but what on earth is a "Gauge **** video"? I refuse to google this at work.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I should absolutely know this, but what on earth is a "Gauge **** video"? I refuse to google this at work.
It's people that have sex with engineering equipment.
No, not really, "Gauge" is a pornstar
Well, thanks to your unwillingness to participate in meaningless and relatively nonsensical forum games, I've finished my Briefing on the Rapporteur's draft opinion on the Commission's Proposals for Sustainable Development on the Pharmaceutical Package.
Bastards.
Bastards.
Well, did you really have to leave it at such an awkward point? I'm not sure I'm comfortable enough with my humanity to call myself a sperm donor cup, or comfortable enough with my sexuality to call myself a woman.
I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.
Europeans play the silliest games.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.
/this
I capitulated.
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
It's Samira!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
If Red's not up to it, then I'd be willing to take his place.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
If Red's not up to it, then I'd be willing to take his place.
Was this intentional with the OP's premature ejaculation?
Hmm, Samira has smother-capable breasts. The formerly absent mental picture is slowly filling in.
Samy,
You're a woman? You just blew my mind.
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It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
You're a woman? You just blew my mind.
publiusvarus wrote:
Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
One or the other.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
His name is Robert Paulson.
I don't know who that is.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I don't know who that is.
He makes one helluva Meatloaf.
Oh! Haha, yeah, that's me all right.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
If you are a premature ejaculation, then I'm...
Drunk . I've thought and I've thought, and I'm still drunk . However, in the morning, I'll at least be sober, you'll still be ugly .
Yeah, Churchill quotes don't work in this . Almost, but not quite .
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