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#1 Jun 10 2009 at 4:25 AM Rating: Good
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As of tomorrow I have 2 weeks until my estimated due date so I figured I'd get some bets going as to when he'll actually arrive. EDD is June 25th. Pick a date and time you think it will happen. Person who picks the right date and closest to the time he is officially born wins the right to claim pure awesomeness and lord it over everyone else Smiley: grin

A few facts from previous pregnancies in case it helps you make a choice:
~Both previous kids were born 4 days early
~Both previous kids were short labors (6 and 4 hours long from start to finish)
~Both times labor started at 8 am.

So when is DSD Spawn #3 going to arrive?
#2 Jun 10 2009 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
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You're pregnant?

(Nah, kidding. I suck at guessing these things. I'll go with June 21st, around 1 pm).
#3 Jun 10 2009 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Can't you just schedule these things now?

Have your beebee on the longest day of the year.


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#4 Jun 10 2009 at 5:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Babies are gross. I call June 25th at 3pm.
#5 Jun 10 2009 at 6:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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The 22nd is a new moon. I call 6/22 at, um, noon.

/shrug

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#6 Jun 10 2009 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
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The 20th, 4:30 am.

Hah!
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#7 Jun 10 2009 at 7:14 AM Rating: Decent
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I never new child birth was so militarised.

20th at 2pm.
#8 Jun 10 2009 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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I'll say the 24th @1am.
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#9 Jun 10 2009 at 7:46 AM Rating: Decent
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June 19th 6pm.
#10 Jun 10 2009 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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The 22nd at 4:14 universal time.

You'll be able to celebrate the little tykes birth with a bonfire every yearSmiley: yippee
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#11 Jun 10 2009 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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21st at midday, your local time.
#12 Jun 10 2009 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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November 27th, 44lbs 10oz.

Trust me.
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#13 Jun 10 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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November 27th, 44lbs 10oz.

Trust me.


I crossed my legs instinctively at that thought.

I'm gonna go crazy. June 26th at 5AM.
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#14 Jun 10 2009 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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23rd
#15 Jun 10 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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6/21 at 2 a.m.
#16 Jun 10 2009 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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NOW!!!



Did I win?
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#17 Jun 10 2009 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Your newest will share birthdays with me, June 22. Extra points if the birth is at 5:50AM (CST)
#18 Jun 10 2009 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophs out. And Nobby, I will joyously fly across the pond to shove a bowling ball up your **** if I go longer than two weeks, under the thought you cursed me. Smiley: mad
#19 Jun 10 2009 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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No.. I meant NOW!!


Now?




now?
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#20 Jun 10 2009 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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June 22

5pm

Edited, Jun 10th 2009 2:28pm by Multidude
#21 Jun 10 2009 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
25th, 6 am.
#22 Jun 10 2009 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
28th, 2:37 am
#23 Jun 10 2009 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Jophs out. And Nobby, I will joyously fly across the pond to shove a bowling ball up your **** if I go longer than two weeks, under the thought you cursed me. Smiley: mad


make sure it has some sort of fluid in it so it will slosh about and lay on his hip or lower back for several hours at a time..
#24 Jun 10 2009 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Pfft. You gurlies and your whiney "do you know how painful it is to give birth?" memes.

You will never know the trauma of "sitting on yerself" Smiley: glare
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#25 Jun 10 2009 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
You will never know the trauma of "sitting on yerself" Smiley: glare


There is the trauma of putting up with your whining and "Man flu" Smiley: tongue
#26 Jun 10 2009 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
June 19th at 9am
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