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#1 Jul 31 2009 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
Rule #1: Act like a pimp and **** goes down.

Rule #2: Don't talk about nerd ****.




I went to one of those clubs all the cool kids go to, the night ended up with this chick asking me if I wanted her number.

I should be poor more often.

#2 Jul 31 2009 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
4 years of no girls and bam 2 prospects in less than a week. **** is ******* crazy these days.
#3 Jul 31 2009 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Jul 31 2009 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.

Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
#5 Jul 31 2009 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson wrote:
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.

Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson


Wow, nice one, I'm glad things are coming around for you

Also, was she hot? If yes, pics?

Edited, Aug 1st 2009 12:34am by MagingMartin
#6 Jul 31 2009 at 4:50 PM Rating: Decent
Rule #1 about getting lucky: stop acting like you never get lucky. Smiley: nod
#7 Jul 31 2009 at 4:57 PM Rating: Default
MagingMartin wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.

Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson


Wow, nice one, I'm glad things are coming around for you

Also, was she hot? If yes, pics?

Edited, Aug 1st 2009 12:34am by MagingMartin
No pics, she was mediocre, nice face, a bit tall (LOL), the best part is she had curly black hair. Curly black hair makes me ***.
#8 Jul 31 2009 at 4:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rule #2 About Getting Lucky: Don't tell her you get lucky often

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#9 Jul 31 2009 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.
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Avoid cumming in the curly black hair until at least the second date.
#10 Jul 31 2009 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Avoid cumming in the curly black hair until at least the second date.
only in the OOT.
#11 Jul 31 2009 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.

What about on her head?

Right now I'm assuming this is some wooly mammoth chick with copious body hair. A kind of missing link, if you will.
#12 Jul 31 2009 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
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only in the OOT.


And on /b/
#13 Jul 31 2009 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson wrote:
I should be poor more often.
That's easy to do.
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#14 Jul 31 2009 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'm glad you won't have to be using the advice from the homeless thread, LJ. Just make sure you keep the job.

Semi-relevant pic is semi-relevant:
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#15 Jul 31 2009 at 8:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I figured those rules out when I was seventeen. I could have told you then.
#16 Jul 31 2009 at 9:18 PM Rating: Decent
LobsterJohnson wrote:
4 years of no girls and bam 2 prospects in less than a week. sh*t is @#%^ing crazy these days.


Good opportunity to get the three-way experience out of the way.
#17 Aug 01 2009 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.

What about on her head?

Right now I'm assuming this is some wooly mammoth chick with copious body hair. A kind of missing link, if you will.


This is what first came to mind for me.
#18 Aug 01 2009 at 5:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.
#19 Aug 01 2009 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
Grats Ben. I'm glad every things seems to be working out.
#20 Aug 01 2009 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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Zackary wrote:
I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.

The only way to curb your enthusiasm for a three way is to go to higher numbers.
#21 Aug 01 2009 at 9:41 AM Rating: Decent
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The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.

The only way to curb your enthusiasm for a three way is to go to higher numbers.
Tried a foursome once. (My ex was pretty deviant. I obviously had no problem with this.) There's just a tad too much going on there for me.

Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
#22 Aug 01 2009 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(

It's ok, I found the problem.

#23 Aug 01 2009 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(

It's ok, I found the problem.



Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.
#24 Aug 01 2009 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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niobia wrote:
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(

It's ok, I found the problem.



Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.

Exactly

Too many sockets, not enough plugs.
#25 Aug 01 2009 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
niobia wrote:
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(

It's ok, I found the problem.



Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.

Exactly

Too many sockets, not enough plugs.


Alternate the plug between sockets. Problem solved.
#26 Aug 01 2009 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
Most of my threads are obviously better for The Asylum. Smiley: glare

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