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#1 Aug 04 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
Vasectomy - done. Hot sex w/ no chance of unexpected pregnancy? Ya...that is a little ways off.

I have had a lot of dental work done. One of my incisors was chipped cleanly in half during a bicycling accident. It has been about a day since the procedure and this was less painful then, say, getting a filling. You walk in, walk out, stay off your feet as much as possible for a couple days. No heavy lifting/sex for a week. Of course, it is theoretically 3 months or 15-20 ejaculations before you're seaman is sperm free. Now my dear wife is indicating we can get the latter done in an embarrassingly short amount of time. All I can say is I'm looking under the microscope if they let me. I want to be sure.
#2 Aug 04 2009 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yossarian wrote:
before you're seaman is sperm free.


Before you are a sailor is sperm free? What?

Grats, and speedy recovery to ya.

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#3 Aug 04 2009 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Ray got it done a few years ago. It was nice to get off the Pill after being on it for over a decade. You'll always have it in the back of your mind that your vas deferens grows back together and you're all spermy again. But yup, nice to have some hot lovin' without worrying about pregnancy.
#4 Aug 04 2009 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Yossarian wrote:
before you're seaman is sperm free.


Before you are a sailor is sperm free? What?

Grats, and speedy recovery to ya.




There is a Moby D*ck joke in there somewhere.
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#5 Aug 04 2009 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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My wife wanted me to get a vasectomy before we got married. Then she wanted to have a baby. Then, after Thom, she wanted me to have a vasectomy. Now she wants to make a sibling for Thom.

I wish she'd make up her goddam mind. Actually, I'm now convinced that she's only willing to have children because I haven't gotten the vasectomy yet and she doesn't like using condoms (and can't use BC).
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#6 Aug 04 2009 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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I read this thread, was contemplating a reply, then I saw thumbelyna's avatar. 15 minutes later, I can't remember what I wanted to write.
#7 Aug 04 2009 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure we missed out on a real gem, there.

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#8 Aug 04 2009 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
They've been working to develop a reversible vasectomy.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13232-sperm-tap-planned-for-reversible-vasectomy.html?feedId=tech_rss20

#9 Aug 04 2009 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
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My wife wanted me to get a vasectomy before we got married. Then she wanted to have a baby. Then, after Thom, she wanted me to have a vasectomy. Now she wants to make a sibling for Thom.

I wish she'd make up her goddam mind. Actually, I'm now convinced that she's only willing to have children because I haven't gotten the vasectomy yet and she doesn't like using condoms (and can't use BC).


Go save some sperm at the sperm bank and get it done.
#10 Aug 04 2009 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Of course, it is theoretically 3 months or 15-20 ejaculations before you're seaman is sperm free.


Umm yeah. About that. Mr had his snip done in December. Being the lazy *** that he can be it took him until last week to get checked (7 months). He got a phone call back and was still positive. So now he has to go back in 10 days and has to have 2 negatives before he's considered done. Word to the wise to any femmes who believe 3 months is it. use a condom if you dont want to risk getting pregnant until your man has been given the all clear.
#11 Aug 04 2009 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Of course, it is theoretically 3 months or 15-20 ejaculations before you're seaman is sperm free.


Umm yeah. About that. Mr had his snip done in December. Being the lazy *** that he can be it took him until last week to get checked (7 months). He got a phone call back and was still positive. So now he has to go back in 10 days and has to have 2 negatives before he's considered done. Word to the wise to any femmes who believe 3 months is it. use a condom if you dont want to risk getting pregnant until your man has been given the all clear.


So we own a microscope and plan to check ourselves. We checked before the procedure to ensure we could see the little buggers.
#12 Aug 04 2009 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
yossarian wrote:
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Of course, it is theoretically 3 months or 15-20 ejaculations before you're seaman is sperm free.


Umm yeah. About that. Mr had his snip done in December. Being the lazy *** that he can be it took him until last week to get checked (7 months). He got a phone call back and was still positive. So now he has to go back in 10 days and has to have 2 negatives before he's considered done. Word to the wise to any femmes who believe 3 months is it. use a condom if you dont want to risk getting pregnant until your man has been given the all clear.


So we own a microscope and plan to check ourselves. We checked before the procedure to ensure we could see the little buggers.


It only takes one.
#13 Aug 04 2009 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Congratulation on worry-free, condom-free luv-making.

My hubby had it done a couple years ago (in fact, I think I posted about it Smiley: blush). Not ever being a bc pill user, protected sex always meant a bit of planning. Sex is way better post-vasectomy.
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#14 Aug 04 2009 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm willing to give any man who asks a vasectomy.
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#15 Aug 04 2009 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I'm willing to give any man who asks a vasectomy.


You should try it, guys. It's certainly a eunuch procedure.
#16 Aug 04 2009 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I'm willing to give any man who asks a vasectomy.


You should try it, guys. It's certainly a eunuch procedure.


Gotta have some balls to go through with it with Anna at the helm, though.
#17 Aug 04 2009 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I'm willing to give any man who asks a vasectomy.

For some reason, I don't feel as if I need to worry about pregnancy. Advantage #4 to being a gay, poor swimmers never have a chance.
#18 Aug 04 2009 at 11:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't disparage Anna's cutting edge medical capabilities.
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#19 Aug 04 2009 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
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Of course, it is theoretically 3 months or 15-20 ejaculations before you're seaman is sperm free.


Umm yeah. About that. Mr had his snip done in December. Being the lazy *** that he can be it took him until last week to get checked (7 months). He got a phone call back and was still positive. So now he has to go back in 10 days and has to have 2 negatives before he's considered done. Word to the wise to any femmes who believe 3 months is it. use a condom if you dont want to risk getting pregnant until your man has been given the all clear.


Smiley: laugh

Ray tried his damndest to get me pregnant before his swimmers were all gone.
#20 Aug 04 2009 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
, Sex is way better post-vasectomy.


That's what I'm hoping for!!! I've been given the all clear and have many nights planned of kinky sex! Now I have to have kinky sex with condoms until he gets the all clear.

Stupid potent man Smiley: glare

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#21 Aug 04 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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LockeColeMA wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I'm willing to give any man who asks a vasectomy.


You should try it, guys. It's certainly a eunuch procedure.


Gotta have some balls to go through with it with Anna at the helm, though.


Obviously. She needs something to rip off!
#22 Aug 04 2009 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:


Stupid potent man Smiley: glare



Or man with vasectomy not done thoroughly and has to get snipped AGAIN.

#23 Aug 04 2009 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm gonna go with potent. Hell it only took one time of carefree unprotected wth happy anniversary sex to have a Happy Fathers Day heres a baby.
#24 Aug 04 2009 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
And since I'm off work, of course the WoW servers are down for maintenance :(

Actually, some are back up, just not mine.
#25 Aug 04 2009 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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I got my tubes tied. It's not that I don't trust a vasectomy, it's that I don't know if I'll be with my husband forever (no, there's nothing wrong, but he could be hit by a bus tomorrow) and I want to make sure I *never* have another kid. With anyone.
#26REDACTED, Posted: Aug 04 2009 at 5:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Disgusting, horrific procedure. I have no idea how you could willingly let someone take a knife to your genitals. I would fill my spouses ****** with concrete if she suggested such a thing.
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