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#1 Aug 05 2009 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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PETA to target kids with disturbing "Unhappy Meals"

Activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) will hand out "Unhappy Meals" to children at an Albany McDonald's restaurant today to protest alleged chicken abuse, according to a statement this morning by PETA.

PETA alleges that McDonald's allows its chicken suppliers to abuse the animals before they are slaughtered for food. The organization advocates "controlled-atmosphere killing," a method that promotes animal welfare.

Children who buy meals at the McDonald's at 391 Central Ave. today beginning at noon will encounter PETA staff, headed by an activist in a chicken costume.

The "Unhappy Meal" that PETA will give to children - a spoof of a Happy Meal - will include a "menacing, knife-wielding" Ronald McDonald cutout, a ketchup packet disguised as chicken blood, a plastic chicken covered in "blood" and a "McCruelty" t-shirt.

The statement indicates that PETA will target children so they will "join its campaign" to convince McDonald's to change slaughter methods.



PETA is hilariously messed up! I wonder if the activists would get sued by angry parents?

Edit: Oops, linkage

Edited, Aug 5th 2009 4:21pm by LockeColeMA
#2 Aug 05 2009 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
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LockeColeMA wrote:
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PETA to target kids with disturbing "Unhappy Meals"

Activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) will hand out "Unhappy Meals" to children at an Albany McDonald's restaurant today to protest alleged chicken abuse, according to a statement this morning by PETA.

PETA alleges that McDonald's allows its chicken suppliers to abuse the animals before they are slaughtered for food. The organization advocates "controlled-atmosphere killing," a method that promotes animal welfare.

Children who buy meals at the McDonald's at 391 Central Ave. today beginning at noon will encounter PETA staff, headed by an activist in a chicken costume.

The "Unhappy Meal" that PETA will give to children - a spoof of a Happy Meal - will include a "menacing, knife-wielding" Ronald McDonald cutout, a ketchup packet disguised as chicken blood, a plastic chicken covered in "blood" and a "McCruelty" t-shirt.

The statement indicates that PETA will target children so they will "join its campaign" to convince McDonald's to change slaughter methods.



PETA is hilariously messed up! I wonder if the activists would get sued by angry parents?

Edit: Oops, linkage

Edited, Aug 5th 2009 4:21pm by LockeColeMA
I wonder what toy surprise they'll gonna come with?
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#3 Aug 05 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Aug 05 2009 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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That shit's gonna be sooooooooooo on eBay.

Hell, if I lived near there, I'd be taking my kid to McD's just so I could cash in on my McCruelty t-shirt.
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#5 Aug 05 2009 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
Thats just fucking stupid. God people are so fucking stupid. PETA is just fucking stupid.
#6 Aug 05 2009 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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It's funny how tone deaf PETA is. They just don't get that they sound insane. Ha, most of them are from California. lolCalifornians.

It's really funny that they are doing it in Albany. It's such a working class town. It's such the wrong approach.

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#7 Aug 05 2009 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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What on earth makes you think they're all out here? I probably hear less about PETA than you do.

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#8 Aug 05 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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I don't know what I would do if someone threatened my child like that. What if all Im getting her is freaking apple slices and a milk jug? I'm not sure I see the logic in their approach, thats like "hey lets show the children some violent **** to teach them to not talk to strangers"...... wackjobs.
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and a milk jug?

Milk? MILK?? From enslaved cows??

You're worse than Hitler.
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#10 Aug 05 2009 at 1:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wrong beverage.

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and a milk jug?

Milk? MILK?? From enslaved cows??

You're worse than Hitler.

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Samira wrote:
What on earth makes you think they're all out here? I probably hear less about PETA than you do.

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Because I stereotype you left coasters. Sammy is a gay man.

This is the second time I've insulted Samira today. Smiley: frown

Edited, Aug 5th 2009 6:02pm by Annabella
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Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:


Because I stereotype you left coasters. Sammy is a gay man.

This is the second time I've insulted Samira today. Smiley: frown

Edited, Aug 5th 2009 6:02pm by Annabella


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#16 Aug 05 2009 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
That shit's gonna be sooooooooooo on eBay.

Hell, if I lived near there, I'd be taking my kid to McD's just so I could cash in on my McCruelty t-shirt.

Damn, if I'd heard about this earlier I would have taken Thom to get one.
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#17 Aug 05 2009 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
I advocate counselling clinics for chickens. Many have PTSD from McDonald's abuse.
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They've been doing this for a long time. If I remember correctly, they used to hand them out at elementary schools.
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They've been doing this for a long time. If I remember correctly, they used to hand them out at elementary schools.

Abused chickens?

I never got a Happy Meal at school. It was usually square pizzas.
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#20 Aug 05 2009 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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I've never met a member of PETA. Even at college the activists were boring. The only thing ever done was gay pride stuff.
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#21 Aug 05 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't understand directing chicken abuse accusations towards mcdonalds instead of kfc or chickfila. I mean, mcdonalds probably abuses chickens just like every other merchant of factory fared ****, but there are other joints that specialize in it.
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I don't understand directing chicken abuse accusations towards mcdonalds instead of kfc or chickfila. I mean, mcdonalds probably abuses chickens just like every other merchant of factory fared sh*t, but there are other joints that specialize in it.


I believe PETA went after KFC a long time ago and got them to change their slaughter methods, so it could be that they're not neglecting other places so much as moving on to the next target.
#23REDACTED, Posted: Aug 05 2009 at 4:48 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I support peta. Happier, properly fed cows produce better milk and steaks.
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PETA: **** your kids; We want chickens treated fairly!
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I support peta. Happier, properly fed cows produce better milk and steaks.

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What if all Im getting her is freaking apple slices and a milk jug?


You're still supporting the company that does whatever they're ******** about.

And psychologically abusing children is the way to prevent that?
#26REDACTED, Posted: Aug 05 2009 at 6:19 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Might as well give it a shot.
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