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#1 Aug 21 2009 at 4:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Worlds first cocaine bar open in Bolivia:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/19/bolivia-cocaine-bar-route-36

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"Tonight we have two types of cocaine; normal for 100 Bolivianos a gram, and strong cocaine for 150 [Bolivianos] a gram." The waiter has just finished taking our drink order of two rum-and-Cokes here in La Paz, Bolivia, and as everybody in this bar knows, he is now offering the main course. The bottled water is on the house.

The waiter arrives at the table, lowers the tray and places an empty black CD case in the middle of the table. Next to the CD case are two straws and two little black packets. He is so casual he might as well be delivering a sandwich and fries. And he has seen it all. "We had some Australians; they stayed here for four days. They would take turns sleeping and the only time they left was to go to the ATM," says Roberto, who has worked at Route 36 (in its various locations) for the last six months. Behind the bar, he goes back to casually slicing straws into neat 8cm lengths.

La Paz, Bolivia, at 3,900m above sea level – an altitude where even two flights of stairs makes your heart race like a hummingbird – is home to the most celebrated bar in all of South America: Route 36, the world's first cocaine lounge. I sit back to take in the scene – table after table of chatty young backpackers, many of whom are taking a gap year, awaiting a new job or simply escaping the northern hemisphere for the delights of South America, which, for many it seems, include cocaine.

"Since they are an after-hours club and serve cocaine the neighbours tend to complain pretty fast. So they move all the time. Maybe if they are lucky they last three months in the same place, but often it is just two weeks. Route 36 is a movable feast," says a Bolivian newspaper editor who asked not to be named. "One day it is in one zone and then it pops up in another area. Certainly it is the most famous among the backpacker crowd but there are several other places that are offering cocaine as well. Because Route 36 changes addresses so much there is a lot of confusion about how many cocaine bars are out there."

This new trend of 'cocaine tourism' can be put down to a combination of Bolivia's notoriously corrupt public officials, the chaotic "anything goes" attitude of La Paz, and the national example of President Evo Morales, himself a coca grower. (Coca is the leaf, and cocaine is the highly manufactured and refined powder.) Morales has diligently fought for the rights of coca growers and tossed the US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) out of Bolivia. While he has said he will crack down on cocaine production, he appears to be swimming against the current. In early July, the largest ever cocaine factory was discovered in eastern Bolivia. Capable of producing 100kg a day, the lab was run by Colombians and provided the latest evidence that Bolivia is now home to sophisticated cocaine laboratories. The lab was the fourth large facility to be found in Bolivia this year.

Nowhere in South America is cocaine production growing faster than Bolivia. Reports by the UN show that in Colombia, production dropped 28% last year [2008], while in Bolivia it rose nearly 10%. "There is more interest and and investment in purifying coca paste here and exporting it, rather than sending it to Colombia for purification," Oscar Nina, Bolivia's top anti-drug official, said recently.

As the US and Colombian military put pressure on drug traffickers, operations are migrating into nearby countries, especially Bolivia, where the turf for illegal operations is as fertile as the valleys where the locals have grown coca for the last five centuries. Stopping cocaine tourism in La Paz could be as difficult as keeping Americans from drinking during prohibition.

Down in Route 36's main room, the scene is chilled. A half-hearted disco ball sporadically bathes the room in red and green light. Each table has candles and a stash of bottled water, plus whatever mixers one cares to add to your drink. In the corner, a pile of board games includes chess, backgammon, and Jenga, the game in which a steady hand pulls out bricks from a tower of blocks until the whole pile collapses. If it weren't for the heads bobbing down like birds scouring the seashore for food, you would never know that huge amounts of cocaine were being casually ingested. There's a lot of mingling from table to table. Everyone here has stories – the latest adventures from Ecuador, the best bus to Peru – and even the most wired "why-won't-he-shut-up?" traveller is given a generous welcome before being sent back to his table, where he can repeat those stories another 10 times.

"Everyone knows about this place," says Jonas, a backpacker who arrived two days earlier. "My mate came to Bolivia last year and he said, 'Route 36 is the best lounge in all of South America.'" It is certainly the most bizarre and brazen. Though cocaine is illegal in Bolivia, Route 36 is fast becoming an essential stop for thousands of tourists who come here every year and happily sample the country's cocaine, which is famous for both its availability, price (around €15 a gram) and purity.

The scene here is peaceful; there seems no fear that anyone will be caught. ("The owner has paid off all the right people," one waiter says with a smile.) A female backpacker from Newcastle slips on to one of the four couches arranged around the table. "We've brought some [cocaine] virgins here. This will be their first time, so we are just rubbing it on their lips. But they are lucky – you could never get such pure coke back home. In London you pay 50 quid for a gram that's been cut so much, all it does it make your lips numb and sends you to the bathroom."

Travellers' blogs also give the place a good writeup. "I travelled the world for nine months, and for sure La Paz was the craziest city and Route 36 the best bar of my entire trip," writes one, while another says, "Like to burn the candle at both ends? Well, here you can bloody well torch the whole candle."

And torch your brain as well. Cocaine, as everybody knows, is highly addictive, destructive and easy to abuse. The rationale for outlawing cocaine was to protect public health – but instead the now 40-year experiment in prohibition has done little to protect the lives of millions of users worldwide who will snort whatever white substance is placed before them. The billions in annual profits have corrupted governments worldwide, and La Paz, without intending it, seems to have mutated into the front line of this failed drug war.
#2 Aug 21 2009 at 5:29 AM Rating: Decent
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#3 Aug 21 2009 at 6:01 AM Rating: Good
I thought this was going to be about the new range of Mars bar available at all good dealers. Disappointing...

Funny article. Although I'm not sure Bolivian bars have anything on London bars, cocaine-wise.
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#4 Aug 21 2009 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
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Funny article. Although I'm not sure Bolivian bars have anything on London bars, cocaine-wise.


Bolivian bars do have better have better cocaine than London's. Ya know, being at the source and all. Smiley: schooled
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I was never able to handle purposely sucking stuff up my nose. It made me gag. So, cocaine was one mind-altering substance I never really experienced back in my experimental days. Isn't it highly addicting though?

Seems like the results of snort after snort would leave one unable to efficiently secure funding to continue the practice. Is this a good business model?!
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#7 Aug 21 2009 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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I have no idea about cocaine, but snuff is awesome.

Mind you I only had it the once, so no tolerance problems taking away the high. It was like being hit in the brain with a rainforest.
#8 Aug 21 2009 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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Funny article. Although I'm not sure Bolivian bars have anything on London bars, cocaine-wise.


Bolivian bars do have better have better cocaine than London's. Ya know, being at the source and all. Smiley: schooled


Quality-wise, for sure.

Quantity-wise, not so sure.

I've tried cocaine a couple of times, and I really didn't like it. It just turns you into an arrogant egocentric ashole. It's by far the least pleseant drug I've ever tried.
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#9 Aug 21 2009 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
Imagine, if you will, a city where instead of suburbs outside it they have fields of coca. And a culture where instead of arrogant dudes with poofish accents & popped collars doing blow off the toilet seats, you have one that serves you cocaine.

I'd wager a nickel that this city of La Paz has londen beat squarely in the "who has the most cocaine" department.

Especially when you factor in my earlier point that La Paz's is purer, as opposed as London's thats been stepped on many times. I'd imagine most of yours flows through Africa & Asia, after being stepped on, so it's not exactly a direct route, before the wholesaler steps on it, the next guy does, and a few more times before ending up someone's nose off a toilet seat.

I'd imagine Boston's is of a similar quality, depending on whether you get it off of a Yuppie in Newton, a BU kid, a BC kid, or a dude on the street in Dorchester.



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#10 Aug 21 2009 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent
Omegavegeta wrote:
I'd wager a nickel that this city of La Paz has londen beat squarely in the "who has the most cocaine" department.


Of course, you're right. I was saying all of this tongue-in-cheek. Cocaine is very prevalent in London, but obviously not to the levels of Bolivia/Peru/Columbia which grow the stuff.

I tried it when I was in Mexico, I've never actually had cocaine in London.
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I've tried cocaine a couple of times, and I really didn't like it. It just turns you into an arrogant egocentric ashole. It's by far the least pleseant drug I've ever tried.


This reminds me of a bit Bill Cosby did in which he has a 'conversation' between two different people, one a cocaine user and the other curious about it.

"What exactly does cocaine do?"
"It sort of amplifies your personality."
"Aaah, but what if you're an *******?"


Back in the days of my misspent youth, I was a weekend coke-head. I used it primarily to keep me more alert while drinking heavily. When I cut back on my drinking I never bothered with the coke again. But it sure was bloody good fun!
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#13 Aug 23 2009 at 6:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow thanks for the post, never would have heard about this otherwise. I gotta go pack my bags...

Seriously though, coke isn't for everyone, probably for very few in fact. Those lucky enough like myself who simply don't have the capacity for drug addiction, which are few and far between I believe, as I have only met one other in my lifetime. Addicting? Yes, but a lot of it has to do with an individuals own body chemistry and psychological state. Fun? Most definitely, though be warned, the next day or so after is gonna suck if you do more than a couple grams in one night...

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Edited, Aug 23rd 2009 4:13am by Tnias
#14 Aug 23 2009 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
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That actually sounds like a terrible idea. They had better have awesome bouncers. Cocaine turns people into jerks.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It just turns you into an arrogant egocentric ashole.

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I pictured some sort of exercise energy bar. I was wrong, but the mental image was amusing nonetheless.
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#17 Aug 23 2009 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I pictured some sort of exercise energy bar. I was wrong, but the mental image was amusing nonetheless.

Like doing a line of blow then frantically sprinting on a treadmill for ten minutes? Haha, yeah I can kinda see that too.
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