Aaaar Mateys!Follow

Happy Pirate Day to all ye Swashbucklers and Landlubbers alike! May the grog run freely, the loot be easy pickins, and may you sing Sea Chanties loudly and off key all day.

What are ye filthy sea dogs doing to celebrate such a fine day? It's our fine custom here on the bootiful ship to dress, speak, and act like Pirates, along with having a gathering but alas, me hearties, this year the timin, was off as we just dropped anchor from a long journey, and no shin dig will be had... although we may just postpone it till next weekend.

Oh yea. Today's the day I get to tell everyone to fuck off and legitimately have a reason.

I was wondering how someone surrounded by idiots wouldn't have legitimate reasons. Then I remembered that you're one of the idiots that surround.

Avast Ye landlubbbery scallywags! Tis be a right good day for piratical plunderings!

If ye be afeard of no pirate, until the end of te day, ye can get yer hooks on a free copy o the new Monkey Island (part 1 of 6) http://www.telltalegames.com/playlikeapirate

Tis be a right piratical game to play, and ye can pirate it free for the next 15 or so hours!

(the free offer is not affiliated with zam.com, I just relaly like monkey island and think it is an excellent game, and free is a good price, so go get it or don't, either way!)

I'm of to cruise the mighty waters of vancouver in search of Yaaaarrrrd Sales!

Whats wid the stearing wheel you ask? Yarrrr, tis driving me nuts!

Today I was going to take a long length of rope to the light house to threaten anyone who talked like a pirate. Had too many Red Sox fans in town and not enough rope.
Actually we have a "pirate ship" that operates in the harbor. When they come by I just keep calling out "The score is US NAVY 3 Pirates nothing."