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#260 Sep 23 2009 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Only if I can join her in the dressing room.

I don't see why not. It's you and Barkingturtle in the same dressing room she needs to worry about.

This'll be awesome. You can totally play Will to her Grace.

I see him as more of a Jack.

"Mmm, honey, your *** does not work in those jeans!"

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 3:03pm by Sweetums

#261 Sep 23 2009 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent

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I dunno, I'm still kind of scared. He's so obsessed with anally raping me, I think he might be using me as a step in his orientation realignment proceedings.

#262 Sep 23 2009 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good

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Don't demean my people by trying to include Varus in our community.

We don't want him, we don't claim him.

Just like Tom Cruise.

except Varus is an abomination in mind AND body.

#263 Sep 23 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Default

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Bard,

Quote:

Don't demean my people

Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.

#264 Sep 23 2009 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

Bard,

Quote:

Don't demean my people

Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.

are you coming onto me?

#265 Sep 23 2009 at 12:55 PM Rating: Default

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Bard,

Are you a girl?

#266 Sep 23 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here.

Your words, not mine.

This goes a long way towards explaining the "Man Seeking Man; I want a woman" thing though.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 4:01pm by Jophiel

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#267 Sep 23 2009 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

Bard,

Are you a girl?

I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.

#268 Sep 23 2009 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent

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Bardalicious wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Bard,

Are you a girl?

I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.

Perfect!

varus, you can cancel those dating board subscriptions!

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publiusvarus wrote:

we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.

#269 Sep 23 2009 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

a real six pack

Will it be wrapped up in plastic wrap?

#270 Sep 23 2009 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good

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CBD wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

a real six pack

Will it be wrapped up in plastic wrap?

The real question is: Keystone Light or Miller Light?

#271 Sep 23 2009 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good

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Sweetums wrote:

The real question is: Keystone Light or Miller Light?

Keystone. Without a doubt.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 5:36pm by CBD

#272 Sep 23 2009 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good

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Bardalicious wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Bard,

Are you a girl?

I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.

That doesn't answer his question.

#273 Sep 23 2009 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good

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MentalFrog wrote:

Bardalicious wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Bard,

Are you a girl?

I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.

That doesn't answer his question.

I was trying to leave it open ended and ambiguous, to see what sort of lulz I could glean from Varus.

But you had to go and ruin it

To answer the question directly, no I'm not a girl, nor am I a woman. I am, in fact, a gay man.

#274 Sep 23 2009 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.

Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.

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#275 Sep 23 2009 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent

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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.

Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.

Match.com gets pricey after a bit.

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#276 Sep 23 2009 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.

Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.

Match.com gets pricey after a bit.

I bet he got a lot of hot blonde chicks who seemed interested in his credit card number.