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#53 Sep 23 2009 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

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PS. These girls that 'give you the eye' . . Is that exclusively in Opticians' stores?

Considering I have 20/20 vision and havn't been in an opticians store in over 10yrs probably not. And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

Why do I have an image of women at a freak show?

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#54 Sep 23 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good

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Gooble gobble

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#55 Sep 23 2009 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good

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Nobby wrote:

This is a rare occasion where I can sympathise with an Italian.

C'mon folks. This is Redphoenixxx we're talking about:

Exhibit 1:

I'm straight and I'd probably fUck him.

The only other time was when Mussolini was toppled, right?

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#56 Sep 23 2009 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent

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He kinda looks like James Franco, eh?

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#57 Sep 23 2009 at 1:15 PM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

Nobby,

Thanks for using my picture without permission. Does this mean I can sue allakhazam now?

Short answer, no. You put your picture out there, and his use of it isn't costing you a dime.

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#58 Sep 23 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

Nobby,

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PS. These girls that 'give you the eye' . . Is that exclusively in Opticians' stores?

Considering I have 20/20 vision and havn't been in an opticians store in over 10yrs probably not. And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

Looking is a nice way to put it. I might use a different word, like gawking, or ogling, or drooling.

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#59 Sep 23 2009 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

You're wondering where she got that blouse and she's wondering where you bought that darling handbag.

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#60 Sep 23 2009 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good

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Kavekk wrote:

Nobby wrote:

This is a rare occasion where I can sympathise with an Italian.

C'mon folks. This is Redphoenixxx we're talking about:

Exhibit 1:

I'm straight and I'd probably fUck him.

The only other time was when Mussolini was toppled, right?

I'd hit it.

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#61 Sep 23 2009 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

I don't think I've ever heard a straight man use the word "cute."

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 4:27pm by Sweetums

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#62 Sep 23 2009 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent

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Sweetums wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

I don't think I've ever heard a straight man use the word "cute."

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 4:27pm by Sweetums

Apparently you still haven't.

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#63 Sep 23 2009 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good

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Samira wrote:

Sweetums wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.

I don't think I've ever heard a straight man use the word "cute."

Apparently you still haven't.

BAM!

I'd use the word now, just to spite Sweetums, but after looking at that picture of Red I'm starting to wonder myself.

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#64 Sep 23 2009 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

Mental,

I'm just disconcerted because it's not my best picture.

Missing Dracoid's schtick?

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#65 Sep 23 2009 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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Kavekk wrote:

after looking at that picture of Red I'm starting to wonder myself.

Can we just agree, as sons of Albion, Red is an French, hence to be reviled.

Azincourt!!!!!

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#66 Sep 23 2009 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good

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Nobby wrote:

Kavekk wrote:

after looking at that picture of Red I'm starting to wonder myself.

Can we just agree, as sons of Albion, Red is an French, hence to be reviled.

Azincourt!!!!!

Never forget!

Pity the French have no military victories for us to be enraged about, eh?

Nope, no victories at all.

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#67 Sep 23 2009 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good

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Sorry Kavek the French do have one or two victories to talk about.
Does the name General Braddock strike your memory?
How about Charles Martel and the battle of Tours?
If the French had not prevailed over the British at the Battle of the Chesapeake, Washington could not have defeated Cornwallis at Yorktown.

True most of the other "French" victories were won by a Corsican.

Oh and I am a strait male and I use the word cute in referring to females.

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#68 Sep 23 2009 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good

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Yeah, well they'll be talking about them in French, the inferior language with a quarter of the words English has.

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#69 Sep 23 2009 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good

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publiusvarus wrote:

Mental,

I'm just disconcerted because it's not my best picture.

I've never used an online dating service, but wouldn't you put your "best picture" up on one? Maybe I'm missing some subtlety of the process...

And Red? I think your problem is that you're French. To the Italians, that's like a big gay chocolate cake or something.

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#70 Sep 23 2009 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good

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gbaji wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Mental,

I'm just disconcerted because it's not my best picture.

I've never used an online dating service, but wouldn't you put your "best picture" up on one? Maybe I'm missing some subtlety of the process...

I lol'd

You have to realize, though, that he doesn't need these dating profiles because he picks up all the hawt chix on his own.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 9:03pm by Sweetums

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#71 Sep 23 2009 at 6:05 PM Rating: Decent

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Sweetums wrote:

gbaji wrote:

publiusvarus wrote:

Mental,

I'm just disconcerted because it's not my best picture.

I've never used an online dating service, but wouldn't you put your "best picture" up on one? Maybe I'm missing some subtlety of the process...

I lol'd

You have to realize, though, that he doesn't need these dating profiles because he picks up all the hawt chix on his own.

But that's as silly as the "it's not my best picture" thing. Oh... I see what you did thar!

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#72 Sep 24 2009 at 5:23 AM Rating: Excellent

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publiusvarus wrote:

Considering I have 20/20 vision and havn't been in an opticians store in over 10yrs probably not. And I know when a cute girl is looking at me because you know what? I'm looking at her too.