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#27 Sep 23 2009 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Ok, so it's also funny that a guy who brags about how many chicks fall over him is on a half dozen online dating sites.


Well duh. That's how he finds all of the chicks who fall over him. Got to send your resume to as many people as possible... or something.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 1:20pm by Pensive
#28 Sep 23 2009 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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Ok, so it's also funny that a guy who brags about how many chicks fall over him is on a half dozen online dating sites.


Well duh. That's how he finds all of the chicks who fall over him. Got to send your resume to as many people as possible... or something.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 1:20pm by Pensive


No, no, he's told us before that he gets chicks by cruising Broad Street (heh) in his Altima.

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#29 Sep 23 2009 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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Ok, so it's also funny that a guy who brags about how many chicks fall over him is on a half dozen online dating sites.


Well duh. That's how he finds all of the chicks who fall over him. Got to send your resume to as many people as possible... or something.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 1:20pm by Pensive


No, no, he's told us before that he gets chicks by cruising Broad Street (heh) in his Altima.
If there's anything that gets 20-year-old sluts hot, it's a middle-aged claims adjuster.
#30 Sep 23 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, baby. Someone who reminds them of Dad.

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#31 Sep 23 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Default
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Yeah, baby. Someone who reminds them of Dad.


And if they're naughty they get disciplined...<insert evil smiley>


Pensive,

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Got to send your resume to as many people as possible


Actually you're right. Of course it doesn't hurt that I don't have a problem asking girls out that I notice smiling at me. But basically it's a contact sport, the more people (in this case girls) I contact the better chance I'll have.

p.s. I'm in sales, not claims.

#32 Sep 23 2009 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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p.s. I'm in sales, not claims.


Oh, a top then. :)
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#33 Sep 23 2009 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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#34 Sep 23 2009 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually you're right.


I have no interest in cutting you down by alluding to you being a social loser; that is to say, that whether or not you can bang the chicks does not affect my opinion of you one way or another. I'd much rather call you out for having cruel and unsustainable ethical views, than taint my own ethical status and history by being needlessly cruel to the totally irrelevant personal details of your life.
#35 Sep 23 2009 at 10:27 AM Rating: Default
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Oh, a top then. :)


You might think so but no.

#36 Sep 23 2009 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, a top then. :)


You might think so but no.



This means something totally different than what I think you think it means, in many other easily applicable contexts
#37 Sep 23 2009 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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Tare,

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Oh, a top then. :)


You might think so but no.



This means something totally different than what I think you think it means, in many other easily applicable contexts
I'm pretty sure he knows what it means. It's probably even listed on his dating profile.
#38 Sep 23 2009 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, a top then. :)


You might think so but no.

A bottom, then?

It actually makes some sense. If you think about it, Varus is the perfect bottom. Since he is constantly spewing **** out of his mouth, he hasn't had a bowel movement in more than a decade. It's got to be cleaner than a Will Smith rap song back there.
#39 Sep 23 2009 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I forget, which one was the one we inhereted when they got banned from casters realm for all time? was that varrus, or was that proof?
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#40 Sep 23 2009 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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What does this mean? Most people are uneducated twits who, at best, annoy the h*ll out of me. Why on earth would I want to be popular among these people? Trust me after playing ball from middle school through my brief stint in europe I know all about social acceptance and popularity. I have a handful of friends and two of them are brothers. I get enough social interaction at UT on game day.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 2:50pm by publiusvarus
#41 Sep 23 2009 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I forget, which one was the one we inhereted when they got banned from casters realm for all time? was that varrus, or was that proof?

Hahaha, I'd forgotten about that!

I've also forgotten who it was, too.
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#42 Sep 23 2009 at 10:52 AM Rating: Decent
Pensive,

What does it mean?
#43 Sep 23 2009 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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Pensive,

What does it mean?


I would venture a guess, if I may.

I would say that, in this context, social loser replies to a person who has issues meeting people, especially those of whichever geneder he or she is attracted to, and covers that awkwardness up by asserting that his or her lack of a social "herd," so to speak, is actually by choice and not the harsh realities of a personality and mental problem.

But that would just be me hazarding a guess, not Pensive's words, of course.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 1:54pm by Belkira
#44 Sep 23 2009 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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I have no interest in cutting you down by alluding to you being a social loser; that is to say, that whether or not you can bang the chicks does not affect my opinion of you one way or another. I'd much rather call you out for having cruel and unsustainable ethical views, than taint my own ethical status and history by being needlessly cruel to the totally irrelevant personal details of your life.


You should try it, it's entertaining on at least three levels.
#45 Sep 23 2009 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Pensive,

What does it mean?


I would venture a guess, if I may.

I would say that, in this context, social loser replies to a person who has issues meeting people, especially those of whichever geneder he or she is attracted to, and covers that awkwardness up by asserting that his or her lack of a social "herd," so to speak, is actually by choice and not the harsh realities of a personality and mental problem.

But that would just be me hazarding a guess, not Pensive's words, of course.

My take on varrus is more like the deluded extrovert: he's the guy who thinks that everyone likes him. He walks up to random people and starts babbling out a one-sided conversation, while his victim stands there, trapped, saying "Um...yeah. Right. Okay." oh my god this guy is embarassing get me out of here! The guy who doesn't understand how annoying he is, which is why he always interprets insults and dismissals as come-ons. If anyone responds to him, it can *only* be because they're interested in him, not because they're trying to get him to go away.
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#46 Sep 23 2009 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I forget, which one was the one we inhereted when they got banned from casters realm for all time? was that varrus, or was that proof?

Shadowrelm.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#47 Sep 23 2009 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Most people are uneducated twits who, at best, annoy the h*ll out of me. Why on earth would I want to be popular among these people?

Which explains why you've been hanging out here for years, even after repeated bannings.

You just can't quit us.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#48 Sep 23 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Default
Tulip,

I was talking about the "being on top" bit not the "social loser" one.



Jophed,

Despite your twisted views on freedom and liberty I do find this site stimulating. Not to mention I was never the quitter.


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which is why he always interprets insults and dismissals as come-ons.


It's all foreplay. Trust me I tend not to hit on women who I havn't caught staring at me, or have smiled at me. I'm closer to the guy with a hot chick and you wonder how in the h*ll that happened.



#49 Sep 23 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Why on earth would I want to be popular among these people?


Beats me. Did you miss the point of my post where I said that what it means is completely irrelevant?

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But that would just be me hazarding a guess, not Pensive's words, of course.


And that I didn't call him one.

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I was talking about the "being on top" bit not the "social loser" one.


Being a bottom can mean many things in a sexual context. It could mean that you're a henpecked husband. It could be that you like to have larger or more dominant men thrust their ***** inside of you. It could mean kinkier things still, if you were talking to someone familiar with bdsm.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 3:24pm by Pensive
#50 Sep 23 2009 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
publiusvarus wrote:
Tulip,

I was talking about the "being on top" bit not the "social loser" one.


Oh, my mistake.
#51 Sep 23 2009 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm closer to the guy with a hot chick and you wonder how in the h*ll that happened.


Rohypnol would be my guess.
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