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How do you know they can't read?
Kaelesh wrote:
How do you know they can't read?
I'd wager money that they write better posts than ThiefX.
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 11:16pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
For the record, someone who can't read in at least three languages besides English is probably not going to make it through music school.
I had to learn to pronounce Italian (easy), German (harder), and French (omg!) for my School of Music auditions.And I still flunked them because I always had a @#%^ing cold on audition day.
Edit: Interesting. The comments keep repeating over and over again, from the same people.
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 12:55am by catwho
I had to learn to pronounce Italian (easy), German (harder), and French (omg!) for my School of Music auditions.
Edit: Interesting. The comments keep repeating over and over again, from the same people.
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 12:55am by catwho
What a non-topic 
Moron.
Moron.
How do you know they can't read?
They can, they're from suburban New Jersey. If they were from some rural backwater...Knoxville, say, it would be a lot less likely.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
We pay people who want to play kid's games and put people who want to cure diseases into debt to go to the same institutions. What's your point?
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 10:02am by lolgaxe
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 10:02am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
And what is this "we" ****? What has Thiefx ever done to help any kid graduate, or learn to read for that matter?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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And what is this "we" sh*t? What has Thiefx ever done to help any kid graduate, or learn to read for that matter?
Considering Ive being a paramedic for the last 3 years and if you add up all of the calls Ive been dispatched to that ended with a life being saved I am indirectly responsible for countless kids having the chance to graduate.
How about you?
Seriously? You want to use the "indirectly" tag?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
ThiefX wrote:
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And what is this "we" sh*t? What has Thiefx ever done to help any kid graduate, or learn to read for that matter?
Considering Ive being a paramedic for the last 3 years and if you add up all of the calls Ive been dispatched to that ended with a life being saved I am indirectly responsible for countless kids having the chance to graduate.
How about you?
I pay taxes. Because my taxes are used for things like public schooling, I am indirectly responsible for countless kids having the chance to graduate.
Gosh, this is fun!
I was 50% responsible in making a kid so, assuming he graduates, I'll be directly responsible.
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 1:24pm by Jophiel
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
Edited, Sep 24th 2009 1:24pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I was 50% responsible in making a kid so, assuming he graduates, I'll be directly responsible.
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
18.75, give or take 0.1%
BrownDuck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I was 50% responsible in making a kid so, assuming he graduates, I'll be directly responsible.
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
How many "indirectly"s is one "directly" worth?
18.75, give or take 0.1%
Citation needed!
I helped kids graduate by ******* up my 2nd semester, thus lowering the curve.
Sweetums wrote:
I helped kids graduate by @#%^ing up my 2nd semester, thus lowering the curve.
With you, it's more like a right angle, isn't it?
BrownDuck wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I helped kids graduate by @#%^ing up my 2nd semester, thus lowering the curve.
With you, it's more like a right angle, isn't it?
I ******* hate English.
#18REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 24 2009 at 11:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) What a surprise. This is what liberals do. Sadly they're no better than the goose stepping *****. Were it up to them everyone they didn't like would be put to death.
publiusvarus wrote:
What a surprise. This is what liberals do. Sadly they're no better than the goose stepping *****. Were it up to them everyone they didn't like would be put to death.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
ThiefX wrote:
Quote:
And what is this "we" sh*t? What has Thiefx ever done to help any kid graduate, or learn to read for that matter?
Considering Ive being a paramedic for the last 3 years and if you add up all of the calls Ive been dispatched to that ended with a life being saved I am indirectly responsible for countless kids having the chance to graduate.
How about you?
I think that is one of the most ridiculously self-serving sidesteps I've ever read.
I have volunteered time, yes, directly, to help people learn to read. This has included volunteering in both child and adult literacy programs.
I also spent extensive unpaid time tutoring people in high school and in college.
Indirectly, my ***. What have you actually done to promote literacy?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
publiusvarus wrote:
Sadly they're no better than the goose stepping *****. Were it up to them everyone they didn't like would be put to death.
Don't forget we have both chambers of Congress and the White House!
Your days are numbered, Man Seeking Man.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I can't really make out a single word the kids are saying (other than "Barack Hussein Obama") thanks to the ominous synthesizer drone dubbed over the top of it. That's actually a good bit of subtle psychology by whoever uploaded the clip.
But anyway, the first song was so simplistic, I get the impression that it was written by one of the kids. I also would bet that this is either being rehearsed because (a) Obama is visiting the school and they want to put on a little show or (b) it's a patriotic style America-pageant, in the manner of the "Mediocre Presidents" song number from the Simpsons.
I also realize that by discussing this seriously, I'm just lending creedence to the OP's conspiracy theory, but oh well.
publiusvarus wrote:
Tricksy,
So you think young children should be taught songs praising the president as if he were a king?
So you think young children should be taught songs praising the president as if he were a king?
I have a feeling that you would have no problem with this if it were about Bush.
publiusvarus wrote:
So you think young children should be taught songs praising the president as if he were a king?
Absolutely not. That's fucking absurd. Praising him like a king...
They should be glorifying him as to a God.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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