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US Army Stares Down...GoatsFollow

#1 Oct 09 2009 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
...and trained psychic soldiers. No really:

http://www.amazon.com/Men-Who-Stare-Goats/dp/0743241924

...and Hollywood made a movie about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/

...which they claim is largely based on fact:

http://www.themenwhostareatgoatsmovie.com/#f_or_f

And one of the apparently real folks who participated in the "unit" has his own crazy looking self defense weapons:

http://www.pdws.biz/

#2 Oct 09 2009 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
If they're still recruiting for the position, maybe we can send them Varrus.



Edit: The clooney clip on the third site looks hilarious. Might have to go see that one.

Edited, Oct 9th 2009 3:17pm by BrownDuck
#3 Oct 09 2009 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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haha, I saw this on the daily show or colbert report.
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#4 Oct 09 2009 at 12:21 PM Rating: Default
Yes we get it Democrats despise and hate the military.

#5 Oct 09 2009 at 12:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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You don't have to tell me about government psychic programs. I read Firestarter.
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#6 Oct 09 2009 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if Aegis will show up. Smiley: tinfoilhat
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#7 Oct 09 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread made me think of Katie and her goats going off to fight in big government sponsored country farms for the fate of the middle east.
#8 Oct 09 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
Being from the south, Varrus should be well acquainted with longingly staring at goats for hours on end.
#9 Oct 09 2009 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
Being from the south, Varrus should be well acquainted with longingly staring at goats for hours on end.
I can confirm that we don't like goats.

We prefer cattle.
#10REDACTED, Posted: Oct 09 2009 at 12:50 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Tzem,
#11 Oct 09 2009 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
publiusvarus wrote:
Tzem,

Quote:
Being from the south, Varrus should be well acquainted with longingly staring at goats for hours on end.


More of that Democrat class on display.



If I'd react to all your displays of pubbie class in that way, I'd be at 3k posts by now.
#12 Oct 09 2009 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
publiusvarus wrote:
Tzem,

Quote:
Being from the south, Varrus should be well acquainted with longingly staring at goats for hours on end.


More of that Democrat class on display.



Thanks for assuming my political party affiliation, but I'm registered Communist. But that's ok, because now I can love Obama even more!

Здравоохранения для всех!

Smiley: inlove








DISCLAIMER: Indi, not actually communist, though I did once place a vote for a member of the communist party that ran for mayor of my town once. I just can't help but root for the underdog sometimes.

Edited, Oct 9th 2009 4:01pm by Tzemesce
#13 Oct 09 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
Sweet,

Quote:
I can confirm that we don't like goats.

We prefer cattle.


That 1lb filet mignon I bought from the fresh market yesterday is marinating in worchestire sauce as we speak. I'm so ready to throw my escargo in with the garlic butter and then on to the main course.

#14 Oct 09 2009 at 1:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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#15 Oct 09 2009 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
publiusvarus wrote:
escargo



Pubbie class right there, folks.
#16 Oct 09 2009 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
publiusvarus wrote:
Sweet,

Quote:
I can confirm that we don't like goats.

We prefer cattle.


That 1lb filet mignon I bought from the fresh market yesterday is marinating in worchestire sauce as we speak. I'm so ready to throw my escargo in with the garlic butter and then on to the main course.



Wow, really going full steam into your first date with NASCARGurl316? Do you think she'll shave her neck this time around?
#17 Oct 09 2009 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
escargo
lol
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#18 Oct 09 2009 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Sweet,

Quote:
I can confirm that we don't like goats.

We prefer cattle.


That 1lb filet mignon I bought from the fresh market yesterday is marinating in worchestire sauce as we speak. I'm so ready to throw my escargo in with the garlic butter and then on to the main course.



Wow, really going full steam into your first date with NASCARDude316? Do you think he'll shave his neck this time around?


Smiley: laugh
#19 Oct 09 2009 at 1:14 PM Rating: Default
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DISCLAIMER: Indi, not actually communist, though I did once place a vote for a member of the communist party that ran for mayor of my town once. I just can't help but root for the underdog sometimes.


Way to back out of an otherwise cool and provocative assertion into mundanity.
#20 Oct 09 2009 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
escargot...happy now?

#21 Oct 09 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Tzem,

Quote:
Being from the south, Varrus should be well acquainted with longingly staring at goats for hours on end.


More of that Democrat class on display.


"Class," really? That's the argument now? From the man who jokes about dead niggers floating in New Orleans, and wishes terrorist attacks on Chicago, and boasts about trolling for casual sex with college girls?

I mean, even if varus was an upstanding citizen, I'd still laugh at the evaluation of a forum comment's "class" as an indicator of left/right superiority.

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publiusvarus wrote:
escargot...happy now?

I'm laughing at the idea that you'd brag about eating escargot. Does that count?

Shit, you probably drink Grey Goose as well Smiley: laugh
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#23 Oct 09 2009 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
escargot...happy now?

I'm laughing at the idea that you'd brag about eating escargot. Does that count?

Shit, you probably drink Grey Goose as well Smiley: laugh

no, pubes drinks Gray Goose.
#24 Oct 09 2009 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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I have no pretensions of class. I love Whataburger and cheap whiskey.
#25REDACTED, Posted: Oct 09 2009 at 1:29 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Jophed,
#26 Oct 09 2009 at 1:29 PM Rating: Default
Sweet,

I used to love whataburger, unfortunately we don't have any here in TN.

Is there anything wrong with spending 150$ on a nice dinner date?





Edited, Oct 9th 2009 5:30pm by publiusvarus
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