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#1 Oct 25 2009 at 1:08 AM Rating: Default
I dont vote anymore. I have not voted in 8 years and plan on never voting again.

People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).

Why vote? I could care less who does what for XXX amount of cookies. Voting would mean getting dressed and driving to cast a vote for something I could not give a flying fk about. I know what you are going to say. I would need to buy a stamp to mail in a ballot.

Raise taxes? Legalize marijuana? Repeal the Death Tax? Give a judge a job? Who really cares about this stuff?

I would so L O V E the opportunity to sell my vote. Mabey I can put it up on Ebay and see what I would get. Bah- Im sure one of you goody-voter types would totally turn me in though.
#2 Oct 25 2009 at 3:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote


Where the **** do you live where you can't vote without being a homeowner?
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#3 Oct 25 2009 at 3:37 AM Rating: Good
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#5 Oct 25 2009 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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So don't vote. That was easy.
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#6 Oct 25 2009 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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acmk wrote:

People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).

You don't have to be a homeowner to vote.

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Why vote? I could care less who does what for XXX amount of cookies.

the phrase you are looking for is "couldn't care less"

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Voting would mean getting dressed and driving to cast a vote for something I could not give a flying fk about.

you don't have to get dressed up to vote, It isn't like wal-mart

It's probably a good thing you don't vote. Being an uninformed voter is probably the worst thing someone can be in my book.
#7 Oct 25 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.
#8 Oct 25 2009 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.


You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.
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#9 Oct 25 2009 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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acmk wrote:


People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).

You should just tell them you're a gurl. They probably don't know women can vote yet.
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#10 Oct 25 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
acmk wrote:


People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).

You should just tell them you're a gurl. They probably don't know women can vote yet.


Or black. I mean really, would a backwater town really know the difference? Of course that would probably get him lynched then.

Yes. Tell them you are black, gay, and female.

Edited, Oct 25th 2009 10:59am by Dyadem
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#11 Oct 25 2009 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dyadem wrote:
Elinda wrote:
acmk wrote:
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
You should just tell them you're a gurl. They probably don't know women can vote yet.
Or black. I mean really, would a backwater town really know the difference? Of course that would probably get him lynched then.

Yes. Tell them you are black, gay, and female.
And Muslim. Might as well go for the gusto.
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#12 Oct 25 2009 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.


You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.


In fact, voting while a criminal activity is in progress lends your voice much more weight.
#13 Oct 25 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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#14 Oct 26 2009 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.


You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.


In fact, voting while a criminal activity is in progress lends your voice much more weight.


Ironically, anyone who voted for McCain/Palin was actually committing a crime in progress by casting their vote.
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#16 Oct 26 2009 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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I vote every chance I get. Except last night I didnt originally vote for the best costume. I waited until there was a tie and then cast the decisive vote. Democracy in action!

Vote once and watch for the good times, vote twice and watch for the poll police.
#17 Oct 27 2009 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Vote once and watch for the good times, vote twice and watch for the poll police


You make it seem like voting multiple times is bad thing.
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