Quizpoll of doom n Stuff!!!!Follow

It's been a while since one of these has existed in this particular realm of the spacetime continuum, so I figure we're about due!

Also, unrelated reminder, you have to have posted recently in the Asylum to be included in the dreaded psychic ranger prediction thread, also of doom, at the end of the year. May as well post here, no?

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?


Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.

Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?

Answer! or the karma arrows get it!

1) Driftwood, He's the real life version of the Born Loser and would mess up each wish.

2) Who doesn't?

3)Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because it was just your mother-in-law inside.

3.141952654)Smurf. Where there's 1, there's 101.

12)No anime, including avatars. Failkure to comply leads to instant bannination.

2008) In a while crocodile.

Edited, Dec 12th 2009 5:34pm by Uglysasquatch

Clearly Varus. He would tell me that wishes are a way for the poor/ethnic/lazy/liberal to take over the world.



Everything phallic is OK in my book


Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because Everything in and about this car is flaming.


This question is moot as your value of pi is incorrect.


less varrus and thiefx and gbaji. I wouldn't want them gone entirely, though.


Take 4 and call me in the morning

1. Ari; because I'd be too busy staring to actually get around to making any wishes.

2. If CreamsiclesTM count, yes.

3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because elephants have their own built-in fire extinguisher.

3.141952654. Bandicoots have more HP, IIRC. Bandicoots.

12. Auto-delete any gbaji post that fails to contain any relevant cites or links.

Final. Behind the door, her daddy kept a shotgun...

ThiefX, because I could wish for a Snuggie and it would probably still be part of some horrific liberal conspiracy.


Yes, but not the orange flavored ones. Except Creamsicles, which don't count, because they're ice cream.


the rest of the BBQ elephant turned out so nicely. Would you like some?


The smurf--they appear to have opposable thumbs, and would thus be able to get the most benefit from the weapons provided.


Little straitjacket emoticons for everyone.


The farmer, in the barn, with the pitchfork.

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?

Gbaji. Because every wish I make, I would be accused of being a socialist, and it would take him 1000 word essays on why he won't do it.

Question 2 of destiny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Yes. But only in summer.

Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I was going to burn the whole car anyway to hide the other evidence.

Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

A bandicoot. Smurfs are cute, but rather weak.

Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

I'd like the ability to throw pies over the internet.

Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?

Racist!

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?

Whoever in the Asylum would be most likely to be an ******* an go all Wishmaster on me.


Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Depends on who is inserting them into which orfice.

Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.

The elephant is a licensed pyrotechnician.

Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

As long as I have a good seat, refreshments, and I'm outside the flamethrower's range, then it would be me that wins.

Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

Every post made in the Asylum will be composed of alternating color text.

Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?

Lettuce leaf in peace.

1. Varus. He would deny me my wishes because wishes are communist.

2. ?selcispop ekil uoy oD

3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Pie. The Spectators

12. I would capitalize the "t"

Final Question: Seventeen Dollars

1) Kaolian. Would totally go Wishmaster. Admittedly, that might be fun as well ...
2) You have a whole freezer full of 'em in the basement?
3) Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because its just a bunch of dead magicians.
3.141952654) Papa Smurf knows best, and I'm sure all that sexual tension the smurfs have would be lethal.
12) Free Tibet with every purchase.
2008) The Rain in Spain Still Stains.

Edited, Dec 13th 2009 4:51am by lolgaxe

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?

Anna. I don't want someone psycho-analysing my wishes.

Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Eh.

Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because they were already dead.

Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

The smurf, because communism always wins.

Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

I'd like people to argue among themselves more, rather than waste time batting around the troglodytes.

Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Moo. Are you happy now?

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?

One's self, obviously. Not only would it mean some sort of weird temporal paradox, but I'd end up stuck in a ******* lamp.

Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Too cold

Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because you're going to be warm inside it for the rest of your life.

Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

All of them are going to be just as warm as the officer. Sounds like a party of no losers to me.

Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

The recidivism rate

Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?

Eat mor chikin

Gbaji. He'd spend an hour before granting each wish debating the relative efficacy of my wish compared to hypothetical wishes coming out of the think tanks.


What's desteny? Sounds like the name of a stripper.


...it helped to destroy any evidence of the body.


The smurf. He fights for all of Mother Smurfville! Victory, comrades!


Make the use of spell-check mandatory, on pain of complete bodily hair removal.


With a bowl of ice cubes, some whipped cream, and an industrial-grade power washer.

Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?

Varrus. Instead of granting my wishes he'd rant about how Obama's a damn commie fascist, then probably give me nothing but okra. Worse than coal in the stocking.


Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?

Of course.


Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine_.



Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?

The battle would rage on for days, neither side gaining the upper hand, until they forget why they're fighting and it devolves (or evolves, I guess) into rough hatesex. The resulting bandismurf would grow up, full of self-loathing because it's a monster, and eventually destroy the world. And it's because of the bandismurf, officer, that the trunk is on fire.


Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?

Gbaji would be forced to write in rhyming poetry, drawing upon the influence of Dr Seuss. Wouldn't necessarily improve the substance of his posts, but might make them less tl;dr.


Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?

It's always got to be now, doesn't it? So pushy.