Been keeping a loose eye on theonering.net and other fan-sites about who will play whom in the forthcoming "Hobbit" movies.
I thought I'd consider a more imaginative casting:
Bilbo Baggins: Sly Stallone is a shoe-in
Gandalf: Joe Pesci (Okay Okay, They fUck you with the ring. They lure you into an adventure then they fUck you with the ring.)
Thorin Oakenshield: Verne Troyer (What? Heightists!)
Oin son of Gloin: Leonardo di Caprio
Elrond: Brian Blessed
Gollum: Kelsey Grammar
Any other mis-casting suggestion?
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Nobby wrote:
Been keeping a loose eye on theonering.net and other fan-sites about who will play whom in the forthcoming "Hobbit" movies.
I thought I'd consider a more imaginative casting:
Bilbo Baggins: Sly Stallone is a shoe-in
Gandalf: Joe Pesci (Okay Okay, They fUck you with the ring. They lure you into an adventure then they fUck you with the ring.)
Thorin Oakenshield: Verne Troyer (What? Heightists!)
Oin son of Gloin: Leonardo di Caprio
Elrond: Brian Blessed
Gollum: Kelsey Grammar
Any other mis-casting suggestion?
I thought I'd consider a more imaginative casting:
Bilbo Baggins: Sly Stallone is a shoe-in
Gandalf: Joe Pesci (Okay Okay, They fUck you with the ring. They lure you into an adventure then they fUck you with the ring.)
Thorin Oakenshield: Verne Troyer (What? Heightists!)
Oin son of Gloin: Leonardo di Caprio
Elrond: Brian Blessed
Gollum: Kelsey Grammar
Any other mis-casting suggestion?
Kelly Osborne as Arwen.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Kelly Osborne as Arwen.
I was referring to "The Hobbit", not "The LoTR", silly mare. Try to keep up.
(And I had Roseanne Barr as Arwen, with Madonna as Galadriel and Bob 'oskins as Elrond)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Shaquille o'neal should be Gandalf. He's got experience, after playing Kazaam.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Shaquille o'neal should be Gandalf. He's got experience, after playing Kazaam.
And Ice-T as Bard the archer! :-)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Silly, everyone knows that in middle earth, black people can only be evil.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Wait, it's going to be in two parts? Oh, that's not strawberry milkshake. It's just blood in the milk.
My mis-casting suggestion has to be Stephen Fry as the voice of Smaug.
My mis-casting suggestion has to be Stephen Fry as the voice of Smaug.
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Wait, it's going to be in two parts? Oh, that's not strawberry milkshake. It's just blood in the milk.
My mis-casting suggestion has to be Stephen Fry as the voice of Smaug.
My mis-casting suggestion has to be Stephen Fry as the voice of Smaug.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Dr. Phil as Beorn the Berzerker
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
FINE, then. I admit it's been a while since I've ready The Hobbitt.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The entire book reminded me of being trapped in Runnyeye in EQ1.
/shudder
/shudder
Steve Buscemi as Gollum...
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
Sarah Palin as Bard. She can already shoot a gun, she should be able to handle a bow.
Steven Hawking as the voice of Smaug.
Michael Phelps as Gollum.
Michael Phelps as Gollum.
Ambrya wrote:
Steve Buscemi as Gollum...
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
Hush, Steve Buscemi is one of my film actor sex fantasy crushes. Yeah I know, I'm weird. I just have this teeth fetish.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
Steve Buscemi as Gollum...
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
...no, wait, that actually kinda works. Nevermind.
Hush, Steve Buscemi is one of my film actor sex fantasy crushes. Yeah I know, I'm weird. I just have this teeth fetish.
On a related note, I've found that I would not be a good vampire because I don't really like the taste of blood.
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I don't think Oin is the son of Gloin.
Ricky Gervais should play Bilbo.
I thought Gimli was the son of Gloin....
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Ricky Gervais should play Bilbo.
I think Ricky Gervais would be better served as an elf.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Ricky Gervais should play Bilbo.
I think Ricky Gervais would be better served as an elf.
And then Stephen Merchant could play Bilbo.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Donald Trump as Smaug, "Bard ... You're fired (queue CGI dragonfire)"
Then again, Donald as anyone in this or pretty much any movie is a miscasting.
Edited, Jan 26th 2010 12:58pm by baelnic
Then again, Donald as anyone in this or pretty much any movie is a miscasting.
Edited, Jan 26th 2010 12:58pm by baelnic
How about Donald as the dragon's treasure hoard? (For some reason when I try to use the dragon's name it runs into the word filter.)
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