My highlights:
-Biden itches his armpit.
-Biden and Pelosi are in matching outfits!
-Obama's tie looks like a candy cane. Now I'm hungry.
-That's how Budgets work.
-Michelle Obama uses Momface to make people sit the hell down.
-Ruth Bader Ginsburg was napping, and looks like a baby bird.
-Roberts hates Obama's stupid face.
-Equal pay for women!
-Loved the silence at the end. I'll pretend it was respectful.
Anyone?