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#1 Feb 11 2010 at 9:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently South Carolina just passed a law requiring subversive groups to register with the government.

It's pretty bad when real life mirrors the Onion. How long do you think it will take for the Supreme Court to take a look at this?
#2 Feb 11 2010 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Feb 11 2010 at 9:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I am ashamed to admit I live in this state. Ashamed. *sigh*
#4 Feb 11 2010 at 9:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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How is this going to work when the time comes for the South to rise again?
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#5 Feb 11 2010 at 9:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
How is this going to work when the time comes for the South to rise again?


This is how they're going to rally the troops.
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#6 Feb 11 2010 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
How is this going to work when the time comes for the South to rise again?
We're going after subversion, by golly, not patriotism!
#7 Feb 11 2010 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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Damnit and just when I was finally getting my army of trained marmots to run rampant in the White House.

#8 Feb 11 2010 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Damnit and just when I was finally getting my army of trained marmots to run rampant in the White House.

Just fill out Form B for maliciously-trained vermin, and you're set.
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#9 Feb 11 2010 at 10:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do subversive marsupials also have to register?
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#10 Feb 11 2010 at 11:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
How is this going to work when the time comes for the South to rise again?

When the time comes, I'm going to urge the current administration to just let them go, man.
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#11 Feb 12 2010 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
How is this going to work when the time comes for the South to rise again?

When the time comes, I'm going to urge the current administration to just let them go, man.


Smiley: frown
#12 Feb 12 2010 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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You can come join us up here in the civilised land (north of the M-D line). Along with DSD and anyone else deemed worthwhile.
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#13 Feb 12 2010 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Kao should probably stay out of SC.
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#14 Feb 12 2010 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
You can come join us up here in the civilised land (north of the M-D line). Along with DSD and anyone else deemed worthwhile.

But but... you guys get snow up there. And it's cold. Smiley: frown Maybe we could be the Norths sooper seekret spies, filling you in on sooper seekret information along with good recipes for biscuits and fried pickles
#15 Feb 12 2010 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
Georgia can secede, but the Atlanta metro area reserves the right to break off and form their own country, the Republic of Gwinnett.
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Lady DSD wrote:
Debalic wrote:
You can come join us up here in the civilised land (north of the M-D line). Along with DSD and anyone else deemed worthwhile.

But but... you guys get snow up there. And it's cold. Smiley: frown

Review your weather reports of the last week and get back to me, mmkay?

Granted, we probably get more snow and 10-degree days on average, but that just makes us tougher and more resourceful!
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But but... you guys get snow up there. And it's cold. Smiley: frown

I see complete pussification only takes a few years after moving.
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#18 Feb 12 2010 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, someone misunderstood this and reported it:
http://rawstory.com/2010/02/south-carolinas-subversive-activities-registration-act-force/

But it's actually up for repeal:
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/sess118_2009-2010/prever/1167_20100210.htm

Facts shmacts!


edit: fixed links

Edited, Feb 12th 2010 3:14pm by Whimsi
#19 Feb 12 2010 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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This from the country that makes me fill in a form before customs & immigration asking if the purpose of my visit is 'terrorism' Smiley: rolleyes

Whenever I complete that form I wonder about the mentality of the people who designed it.
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#20 Feb 12 2010 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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Whenever I complete that form I wonder about the mentality of the people who designed it.

Shh. Strategery.
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