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I'm already tired of "the apology".
How long will we see this replayed??
How long will we see this replayed??
What are you talking about?
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
What's the over/under on this happening again?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Tiger Woods
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
I'm having a hard time caring about a golfer's sex life.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I have to wonder who considers this story to be so worth watching.
Tiger Woods press conference. CNN Headline News keeps replaying it. I'm ambivalent, frankly. I never really looked up to the guy and while I understand he did an unspeakably fucked up thing (repeatedly), I agree that his wife and kids should be left out of it.
I guess if Elin decides to forgive him, that's her bag, baby. Joph and I have a standing agreement that if the other cheats, the remaining party has the right to tell them to fuck off and walk away so I can't say I understand her, but I suppose if he convinced her he can change, more power to them if they can make it work.
Edited, Feb 19th 2010 11:43am by Atomicflea
I guess if Elin decides to forgive him, that's her bag, baby. Joph and I have a standing agreement that if the other cheats, the remaining party has the right to tell them to fuck off and walk away so I can't say I understand her, but I suppose if he convinced her he can change, more power to them if they can make it work.
Edited, Feb 19th 2010 11:43am by Atomicflea
Draxyle wrote:
I have to wonder who considers this story to be so worth watching.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
One of the commenters on the SFGate version of this story said it'd be awesome if he'd interrupted his speech to text something and then continued with a straight face.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
One of the commenters on the SFGate version of this story said it'd be awesome if he'd interrupted his speech to text something and then continued with a straight face.
I'm happily ignorant of most of this celebrity news.
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It would be more re-watchable if his wife came out of nowhere and whacked him upside the head with a golf club.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I was trying to read the news at lunch and this is what I saw ....
Ugh!
Ugh!
His speech should have gone something like this:
"To all of you assembled here today...**** off. I'm outta here."
Now I need to go back over the last decade and find out if Tiger was ever partnered in a tourney with John Daly, because that's probably where he picked up his philandering ways.
"To all of you assembled here today...**** off. I'm outta here."
Now I need to go back over the last decade and find out if Tiger was ever partnered in a tourney with John Daly, because that's probably where he picked up his philandering ways.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
It would be more re-watchable if his wife came out of nowhere and whacked him upside the head with a golf club.
Win.
I don't get the "please believe in me again" part. He plays golf. He's not famous for his marriage, he's famous for his golf score.
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
It would be more re-watchable if his wife came out of nowhere and whacked him upside the head with a golf club.
Win.
Or since she's nordic, perhaps some sort of battle hammer. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
I'm already tired of "the apology".
I'm sorry?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I don't get the "please believe in me again" part. He plays golf. He's not famous for his marriage, he's famous for his golf score.
This message was for the cadre of Fortune 500 companies who dropped his sponsorship deals for not adhering to their own sterling moral and ethical values.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
MentalFrog wrote:
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
I'm already tired of "the apology".
I'm sorry?
I don't believe you.
Quote:
Yo Tiger, I'm really happy for you, ima let you finish, but Kayne West's celebrity apology was the greatest celebrity apology of all time!!!
Just as Planned.
Debalic wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I don't get the "please believe in me again" part. He plays golf. He's not famous for his marriage, he's famous for his golf score.
This message was for the cadre of Fortune 500 companies who dropped his sponsorship deals for not adhering to their own sterling moral and ethical values.
I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I don't get the "please believe in me again" part. He plays golf. He's not famous for his marriage, he's famous for his golf score.
This message was for the cadre of Fortune 500 companies who dropped his sponsorship deals for not adhering to their own sterling moral and ethical values.
I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug."
Kid...we don't like your kind.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I feel a little sorry for him. He looks fat and old, as I picture some Asylumites.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to
Quote:
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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