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#1 Mar 04 2010 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent

Samira

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In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have done that.

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Though Gaeta, 58, has heard since 2006 that Malvo admitted shooting a man in Hammond, Louisiana, it wasn't until last month that he received confirmation from a pair of Hammond police officers.

Then came Malvo's succinct letter, dated February 21, which arrived on Monday.

"Mr. Gaeta," it read. "I am truly sorry for the pain I caused you and your loved ones. I was relieved to hear that you suffered no paralyzing injuries and that you are alive. Sincerely, Lee Boyd Malvo."

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#2 Mar 04 2010 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent

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Yeah, the correctional facility/clinician that let this actually be mailed (assuming it's legit) is ******* DOING IT WRONG.

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#3 Mar 04 2010 at 4:44 PM Rating: Decent

Samira

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I think I'd have heart failure if I got a letter out of the blue from the sniper who shot me in the neck. Maybe that's just me, though.

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