http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/16/kentucky.oven.baby/index.html
(CNN) -- A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.
The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on.
Clearly he wants the bun back in the oven.
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It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
Probably didn't know what the oven was for.
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Everyone deserves their own bedroom. The kid's is just a little smallish.
I do hope his new accomidations have bars. And Bubba to keep him company.
He had the munchies for a California cheeseburger.
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Assassin Nadenu wrote:
It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
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lolgaxe wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
He's probably a descendant of the Colonel.
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I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime? The oven wasn't on, & at five weeks the kids unable to turn over, let alone figure out how to turn it on.
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
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Omegavegeta wrote:
I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime? The oven wasn't on, & at five weeks the kids unable to turn over, let alone figure out how to turn it on.
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
Yeah, no harm, no foul. I bet that kid is going to have a ******** life though. :)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Omegavegeta wrote:
I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime? The oven wasn't on, & at five weeks the kids unable to turn over, let alone figure out how to turn it on.
Put him in a turkey roasting tray and the lil tyke would be perfectly fine.
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Tare wrote:
Yeah, no harm, no foul. I bet that kid is going to have a ******** life though. :)
Some of the kids I see walking around I feel sorry for just because of the parents they are attached to.
Omegavegeta wrote:
I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime?
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Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000.
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A person is guilty of wanton endangerment in the first degree when, under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life, he wantonly engages in conduct which creates a substantial danger of death or serious physical injury to another person.
Whether he's actually guilty or not is a different thing.
lolgaxe wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
Fixed! No need to thank me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Omegavegeta wrote:
I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime? The oven wasn't on, & at five weeks the kids unable to turn over, let alone figure out how to turn it on.
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
I can see at least two things that could be a problem.
One, I can totally imagine someone getting up hungover the next morning and turning the oven on without thinking about it.
Two, this is Kentucky. I don't imagine the oven was very clean.
Of course, as you pointed out, the oven doesn't really matter so much as how pissed drunk they got while caring for a five-week-old kid.
Samira wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
It's Kentucky. What do you expect?
Fixed! No need to thank me.
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I lost my post
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
I hate to Gbaji out & play devil's advocate, but where's the crime? The oven wasn't on, & at five weeks the kids unable to turn over, let alone figure out how to turn it on.
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
Both parents being wasted was more of a danger to the kid than the oven.
Leave the oven alone!
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 9:03am by Omegavegeta
I can see at least two things that could be a problem.
One, I can totally imagine someone getting up hungover the next morning and turning the oven on without thinking about it.
Two, this is Kentucky. I don't imagine the oven was very clean.
Of course, as you pointed out, the oven doesn't really matter so much as how pissed drunk they got while caring for a five-week-old kid.
Probably not a good habit to get in to.
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I lost my post
Shaowstrike wrote:
He's probably a descendant of the Colonel.
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I can see at least two things that could be a problem.
One, I can totally imagine someone getting up hungover the next morning and turning the oven on without thinking about it.
Two, this is Kentucky. I don't imagine the oven was very clean.
One, I can totally imagine someone getting up hungover the next morning and turning the oven on without thinking about it.
Two, this is Kentucky. I don't imagine the oven was very clean.
The counter is: Was that a worse place to put the baby in than other options available at the time? Would the kid have been better off on the floor, competing with fast food bags, spilled bong water, cigarette butts, and empty beer cans? Or perhaps the ideal location would be wedged in between two half empty cases of Budweiser cleverly placed on the coffee table? I've seen some pretty filthy living environments before (yes, some with children around). It would absolutely not shock me if it turned out that setting a bassinet on a rack in an open oven might just be the cleanest and safest place for the baby to sleep.
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Of course, as you pointed out, the oven doesn't really matter so much as how pissed drunk they got while caring for a five-week-old kid.
Yeah. This.
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