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Posted: Mar 24 2010 at 4:46 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Uh, not going to click on anything that says Devotional!
Tailmon wrote:
Uh, not going to click on anything that says Devotional!
Well you're in luck, because it doesn't!
Tailmon wrote:
Uh, not going to click on anything that says Devotional!
Read it again. Close, but not quite.
If I saw one of those in real life, I would literally construct a fusion weapon and obliterate that entire location from orbit. Spiders like that should not and cannot exist! La la la I can't hear you!!!!
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Yeah, I'm usually pretty relaxed on the issue of creepy-crawlies. But that... that is an abomination.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hmm, looks like a Huntsman. They're big and ugly, but relatively harmless. If cornered they can become rather bold and actually attack a human, but their venom isn't dangerous to humans. By the way, Kao, never visit Australia.
Edited, Mar 24th 2010 10:07pm by Turin
Edited, Mar 24th 2010 10:07pm by Turin
Ray tried to kill a huge spider in our bedroom last night. He failed and now there is a huge spider somewhere under the bed, ready to crawl up under the covers as we sleep.
/shudder
/shudder
Never leave home without it!
now with optional flamethrower attachment!
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Edited, Mar 24th 2010 10:35pm by Kaolian
now with optional flamethrower attachment!
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Edited, Mar 24th 2010 10:35pm by Kaolian
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Samira wrote:
Yeah, I'm usually pretty relaxed on the issue of creepy-crawlies. But that... that is an abomination.
I watched BT go all He-Man on a silverfish this morning. He was making sausage and started screaming nonsensically at the top of his lungs, and I thought he had burned himself. We located the intruder, but he refused to step on it with the shoes that he was wearing, so he started throwing a boot at it.
I really should just step up and be the bug-killer of the household, because BT's mania whenever he sees anything with more than four legs is pretty counter-productive to eliminating small creepy-crawlies. I told him to just grab it with some tissue and flush it down the toilet. I'm afraid to ask what he actually did to dispose of it, after hearing the wailing it got from the boot.
The only creepy-crawlies I ever see around the house are predatory ones: spiders, centipedes, earwigs, etc. Which I guess means they're keeping the non-predatory invertebrate population under control.
Well, except for the occasional ant infestation in the spring when the wet ground floods them out of the yard. Then I need more spiders, centipedes and earwigs
Well, except for the occasional ant infestation in the spring when the wet ground floods them out of the yard. Then I need more spiders, centipedes and earwigs
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I always ***** at my wife when she insists that I kill the spiders lurking in the windows: would you rather have spiders sitting unobtrusively in the corners of the house, or mosquitoes invading and biting you up?
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I always ***** at my wife when she insists that I kill the spiders lurking in the windows: would you rather have spiders sitting unobtrusively in the corners of the house, or mosquitoes invading and biting you up?
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
Real men can take care of both spiders and mosquitoes in their homes.
Just sayin'
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Debalic wrote:
I always ***** at my wife when she insists that I kill the spiders lurking in the windows: would you rather have spiders sitting unobtrusively in the corners of the house, or mosquitoes invading and biting you up?
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
My response would be, "Neither." Which is why we get our house sprayed every year, and kill anything that finds its way inside.
In the yard, that's a different story. You don't **** with me, I won't squash you. In my house, though, that's a whole different ballgame.
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I always ***** at my wife when she insists that I kill the spiders lurking in the windows: would you rather have spiders sitting unobtrusively in the corners of the house, or mosquitoes invading and biting you up?
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
She invariably sides with the mosquitoes for some goddam reason. In response I will frequently let the spiders "escape".
Real men can take care of both spiders and mosquitoes in their homes.
Just sayin'
Well, I guess I could get a few dump trucks of dirt and fill in all the boggy areas around the property...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Quote:
When the wasp larva hatches it begins to feed on the still-living spider. After consuming the edible parts of the spider, the larva spins a silk cocoon and pupates – usually emerging as an adult the next summer. Some ceropalines lay the egg on a still-active spider, where it feeds externally on hemolymph. In time, that spider will die, and the mature wasp larva will then pupate.
Nature is so freaking creepy sometimes.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Would be interesting to put that up against one of these in a creature battle.
KTurner wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Would be interesting to put that up against one of these in a creature battle.
F'uck you and your non labeled spider linking ways.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
KTurner wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Would be interesting to put that up against one of these in a creature battle.
F'uck you and your non labeled spider linking ways.
I hope you have nightmares.
KTurner wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
KTurner wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I'm going to start breeding robot laser equipped ones of these too, with spider seaking missiles. Did I mention the lasers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilid_wasp
Would be interesting to put that up against one of these in a creature battle.
F'uck you and your non labeled spider linking ways.
I hope you have nightmares.
I hope you get run over by a bus crossing the street, but that's beside the point. NSFA* warnings on spider pictures and ESPECIALLY on gifs of SPIDERS CRAWLING ON F'UCKING SPIDERS!
*NotSafeForArachnophobics
On the bright side, I'm sure more people will be inclined to click on it to see what, pray tell, turned Moe into a little girl.
Edited, Mar 25th 2010 12:49pm by KTurner
Edited, Mar 25th 2010 12:49pm by KTurner
KTurner wrote:
On the bright side, I'm sure more people will be inclined to click on it to see what, pray tell, turned Moe into a little girl.
Duct tape turns me in to a little girl. It makes it so the tuck is easier to maintain.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
KTurner wrote:
On the bright side, I'm sure more people will be inclined to click on it to see what, pray tell, turned Moe into a little girl.
Duct tape turns me in to a little girl. It makes it so the tuck is easier to maintain.
Funny, I would've had you pegged as a tape up.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
KTurner wrote:
On the bright side, I'm sure more people will be inclined to click on it to see what, pray tell, turned Moe into a little girl.
Duct tape turns me in to a little girl. It makes it so the tuck is easier to maintain.
Funny, I would've had you pegged as a tape up.
Hello
Little girls don't have bushy hair all over their thighs, Moe.
Unless they're Italian.
Unless they're Italian.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Little girls don't have bushy hair all over their thighs, Moe.
Unless they're Italian.
Unless they're Italian.
So I'm good then?
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