We all did this last year, but I can't find the thread...This is Hannah's update (done this morning):
An interview with Hannah, age 4:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't go off to find something bad that might not be what you're looking for...it might just be an animal or something dangerous!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"When you be a good girl and when you don't be mean to your friends"
3. What makes mom sad?
"When you don't listen"
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When you make funny faces...you're always making me laugh"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"Like a...like a...my age? or your age? or something else?"
6. How old is your mom?
"10 years old!"
7. How tall is your mom?
"60 pounds!"
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"To go to some fun things and buy stuff and go get money!"
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"I don't know!"
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Good at building stuff!"
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Not very good at stuff like...umm...umm...chopping down trees?"
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Get ready! That's all"
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Grapes and oranges and apples"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"When she really does stuff that I like to do!"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"You're most like fairy godmother"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"We do fun things and do stuff for each other."
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"because we both have a little bit of brown in our hair and a little bit of blonde. We actually look just the same, we're almost like twins"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"When we have different shirts and different skin"
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"To a museum where we have lots of fun!"
It's funny comparing last year's answers and this years. I've gone from just staying still when she's not around to looking for her, for example, haha.
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Jr.'s gone to his aunt's, but I'll make sure to ask him when he gets home. He turned 11 a couple of weeks ago, so it should be interesting to hear.
When she's not there, you're looking for her. 
Both insightful and completely oblivious.
Both insightful and completely oblivious.
Hannah's only four?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Get ready! That's all"
I remember thinking that. For some jobs, it's probably true.
"Get ready! That's all"
I remember thinking that. For some jobs, it's probably true.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
7. How tall is your mom?
"60 pounds!"
"60 pounds!"
I think Nexa tried to tamper with the poll, but gave the wrong question to Hannah.
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Samira wrote:
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Get ready! That's all"
I remember thinking that. For some jobs, it's probably true.
"Get ready! That's all"
I remember thinking that. For some jobs, it's probably true.
This was my favorite answer out of the whole Q&A.
An interview with Joph Jr., age 11:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Clean your nails."
2. What makes mom happy?
"A Domo magazine."
3. What makes mom sad?
"Death."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"Kind of like a tomboy, because you liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and comic books."
6. How old is your mom?
"Thirty-four"
7. How tall is your mom?
"Little bit over 5 feet."
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Sleep."
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"I don't know, what DO you do when I'm not around?"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Singing."
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Sewing."
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Like...building. Like what Dad does with computers or like wood shop."
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"You're an interpreter."
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"Uh-oh. I guess not grounding me. I'm pretty proud now."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"I think you'd have to be like that small pig in the Bugs Bunny, the baby one on Cartoon Network."
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Talk and eat."
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We have fingers and opposable thumbs. The cat does not. (Points at cat, sitting between us) SUCK IT CAT!"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"I guess I'm not really your son."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"Back to Peru. Or here in bed."
Edited, Mar 28th 2010 8:15am by Atomicflea
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Clean your nails."
2. What makes mom happy?
"A Domo magazine."
3. What makes mom sad?
"Death."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"Kind of like a tomboy, because you liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and comic books."
6. How old is your mom?
"Thirty-four"
7. How tall is your mom?
"Little bit over 5 feet."
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Sleep."
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"I don't know, what DO you do when I'm not around?"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Singing."
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Sewing."
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Like...building. Like what Dad does with computers or like wood shop."
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"You're an interpreter."
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"Uh-oh. I guess not grounding me. I'm pretty proud now."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"I think you'd have to be like that small pig in the Bugs Bunny, the baby one on Cartoon Network."
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Talk and eat."
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We have fingers and opposable thumbs. The cat does not. (Points at cat, sitting between us) SUCK IT CAT!"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"I guess I'm not really your son."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"Back to Peru. Or here in bed."
Edited, Mar 28th 2010 8:15am by Atomicflea
HAHAHA!
Oh, I so want to get Premium just to do a laughing smiley for that!
SUCK IT CAT!
Oh, I so want to get Premium just to do a laughing smiley for that!
SUCK IT CAT!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
LOL! These are too cute. I'll have to ask Ashe and Xavier these. I'd love to see the comparison between the two of them
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
Poor cat. 
He was right about the sleeping.
WTH is a Domo magazine, anyways?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
He bought me a Domo comic book at the 7-11 the other day. Joph let him ride his bike there with some friends, and they all took their change to buy candy. When he got there, the other kids decided to buy gifts for their moms and so he got me the comic book.
Oh, that Domo.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
Is he exactly like his dad, or what?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
Is he exactly like his dad, or what?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
Is he exactly like his dad, or what?
"I can't begin to guess. There are lots of foods out there."
Is he exactly like his dad, or what?
Geeze, you moms are narcissistic interviewers ;)
Edited, Mar 28th 2010 1:39pm by trickybeck
Edited, Mar 28th 2010 1:39pm by trickybeck
trickybeck wrote:
Geeze, you moms are narcissistic interviewers ;)
If I spawned a tiny version of myself I would also pose it lengthy sets of questions about my likes and dislikes.
That's not weird, is it?
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4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
So you're Joph's straight man, eh?
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Quote:
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
"I'm not really sure. You're pretty funny, but Dad does most of the comedy. Usually you say something and then he says something. But you start."
So you're Joph's straight man, eh?
Nexa wrote:
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When you make funny faces...you're always making me laugh"
"When you make funny faces...you're always making me laugh"
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
An interview with Moe, ageless:
1. What is something Moe always says to you?
"That wasn't bright, was it?"
2. What makes Moe happy?
"****."
3. What makes Moe sad?
"No lezzie scenes in a movie."
4. How does Moe make you laugh?
"I crack myself up on a regular basis, for no readily apparent reason."
5. What was Moe like as a child?
"Challenging"
6. How old is Moe?
"Pre COBOL 74/FORTRAN 77."
7. How tall is Moe?
"F'ucking huge."
8. What is his favorite thing to do?
"Pretend to **** for privacy."
9. What does he do when you're not around?
"Relax"
10. If Moe becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Channeling Manson"
11. What is Moe really good at?
"The shorter list is the negative..."
12. What is Moe not very good at?
"Interpersonal relationships."
13. What does Moe do for her job?
"Boring stuff"
14. What is Moe's favorite food?
"Pizza"
15. What makes you proud of Moe?
"The girth."
16. If Moe were a cartoon character, who would he be?
"Brain"
17. What do you and Moe do together?
"**********."
18. How are you and Moe the same?
"Trick question, right?"
19. How are you and Moe different?
"I am large, I contain multitudes."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"We covered this already, pooping, remember?"
1. What is something Moe always says to you?
"That wasn't bright, was it?"
2. What makes Moe happy?
"****."
3. What makes Moe sad?
"No lezzie scenes in a movie."
4. How does Moe make you laugh?
"I crack myself up on a regular basis, for no readily apparent reason."
5. What was Moe like as a child?
"Challenging"
6. How old is Moe?
"Pre COBOL 74/FORTRAN 77."
7. How tall is Moe?
"F'ucking huge."
8. What is his favorite thing to do?
"Pretend to **** for privacy."
9. What does he do when you're not around?
"Relax"
10. If Moe becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Channeling Manson"
11. What is Moe really good at?
"The shorter list is the negative..."
12. What is Moe not very good at?
"Interpersonal relationships."
13. What does Moe do for her job?
"Boring stuff"
14. What is Moe's favorite food?
"Pizza"
15. What makes you proud of Moe?
"The girth."
16. If Moe were a cartoon character, who would he be?
"Brain"
17. What do you and Moe do together?
"**********."
18. How are you and Moe the same?
"Trick question, right?"
19. How are you and Moe different?
"I am large, I contain multitudes."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"We covered this already, pooping, remember?"
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
13. What does Moe do for her job?
"Boring stuff"
Mmm hmmm...
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
13. What does Moe do for her job?
"Boring stuff"
Mmm hmmm...
The thought of me with girl parts makes you want me even more.
Gawd, Moe's interview is really narcissistic.
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