The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Gawd, Moe's interview is really narcissistic.
You're talking about this, right?
Quote:
15. What makes you proud of Moe?
"The girth."
"The girth."
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You're talking about this, right?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Maximilian Von Gato
Wow.
Sir Exodus wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Maximilian Von Gato
Wow.
The cutest is when I hear him whisper to his own cat, "What's the problem, Maximilian Von Gato?"
Intrigued, I interviewed my daughter via email. (Cut and Paste interviews ftw!)
Kid interview, Daughter - 24:D
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Woot!" "love ya!"
2. What makes mom happy?
Spending time with her kids/husband, being outdoors, playing video games
3. What makes mom sad?
Being away from her kids
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She's very silly, dancing, singing around the house, she's always up for a good laugh. We can just joke around.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
A tiny little tomboy
6. How old is your mom?
48 years ( I mean 20 :) )
7. How tall is your mom?
Very short! 5' 2''
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Read, hike mountains, play video games
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Crafts, reads, goes for walks with dad, plays video games
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Saving the world from impending environmental doom
11. What is your mom really good at?
Making muffins, playing video games, bargain shopping, crafts (crocheting, beading), video games
12. What is your mom not very good at?
taking pictures (she always gets her fingers in the picture)
13. What does your mom do for her job?
She makes sure everyone is safe around hazardous materials!
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Coffee, Ice Cream, pizza
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She's very independent and never afraid to say what she thinks or stand up for things she believes in.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Gadget, from Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers, very clever, very good at making things. Also the coolest character in the show!
17. What do you and your mom do together?
We like to go shopping at goodwill, we also like to go camping (although I'll pass on the hiking!), and going to the beach!!!
18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have similar tastes in things like music and movie, we both love the ocean and the environment in general. I also think we have a similar quirky personality.
19. How are you and your mom different?
I can be very shy, my mom is very outgoing, we also don't look very much alike ( I look like dad).
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Somewhere outside, the ocean, a mountain, anywhere in nature
Kid interview, Daughter - 24:D
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Woot!" "love ya!"
2. What makes mom happy?
Spending time with her kids/husband, being outdoors, playing video games
3. What makes mom sad?
Being away from her kids
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She's very silly, dancing, singing around the house, she's always up for a good laugh. We can just joke around.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
A tiny little tomboy
6. How old is your mom?
48 years ( I mean 20 :) )
7. How tall is your mom?
Very short! 5' 2''
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Read, hike mountains, play video games
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Crafts, reads, goes for walks with dad, plays video games
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Saving the world from impending environmental doom
11. What is your mom really good at?
Making muffins, playing video games, bargain shopping, crafts (crocheting, beading), video games
12. What is your mom not very good at?
taking pictures (she always gets her fingers in the picture)
13. What does your mom do for her job?
She makes sure everyone is safe around hazardous materials!
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Coffee, Ice Cream, pizza
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She's very independent and never afraid to say what she thinks or stand up for things she believes in.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Gadget, from Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers, very clever, very good at making things. Also the coolest character in the show!
17. What do you and your mom do together?
We like to go shopping at goodwill, we also like to go camping (although I'll pass on the hiking!), and going to the beach!!!
18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have similar tastes in things like music and movie, we both love the ocean and the environment in general. I also think we have a similar quirky personality.
19. How are you and your mom different?
I can be very shy, my mom is very outgoing, we also don't look very much alike ( I look like dad).
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Somewhere outside, the ocean, a mountain, anywhere in nature
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm going to need to confirm this muffin intel.
Elinda wrote:
Daughter - 24:D
Cup size?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I always thought Gadget was the coolest character on that show, too. 
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Daughter - 24:D
Cup size?
...as if I'd give out my daughters cup size.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I always thought Gadget was the coolest character on that show, too.
I always wondered why she had a coat-hanger stuck down her pants.
I tried interviewing Thom in this fashion. his response to the first question went something like this:
"Ah tot taw day. Aw bat tah wahawatho umm...gibblgeheha. Haba yahamato deh bumbum dah habatama. Ut hai! Ut hai! (pointing vaguely upward) Hmm...nanagata ubawata himiny pawaga yuto. No NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (runs off screaming for no reason)
He speaks very eloquently, at great length, and I fear for the day when he starts making sense because that means I'll have to make actual conversation with him.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Ha! I love that phase, when their gibberish is so expressive.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
An interview with Tyler, age 5 or 6 maybe:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."
6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"
7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."
That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."
6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"
7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."
That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.
Charmaine, age 10, but turning 11 in less than 2 weeks.
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"If I can't see you, that's not good!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"Jewelry, makeup and clothes. And when Daddy lets you sleep on the couch."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Daddy makes you cry."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians and you say you like Kim's butt."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You danced and played the piano."
6. How old is your mom?
"36. That's almost as old as Lola." Lola = grandma
7. How tall is your mom?
"Shorter than me when I'm wearing my sneakers." Sadly, this is true.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Read while you eat."
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Work."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Shooting stuff."
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Driving."
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Telling Steven what to do."
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Paralegal. Your work is boring."
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Chicken tinola with white rice."
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"When you make a lot of money and let me spend it."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"You wouldn't be in a cartoon. It's only voiceover." The experience of being in the entertainment industry.
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Talk."
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We're girls."
19. How are you and your mom different?
"You have straight black hair and I have wavy brown hair. And I'm taller than you."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"The beach. Or bed. You should bring the air mattress to the beach next time. And a tent."
Edited, Mar 30th 2010 10:17am by Thumbelyna
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"If I can't see you, that's not good!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"Jewelry, makeup and clothes. And when Daddy lets you sleep on the couch."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Daddy makes you cry."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians and you say you like Kim's butt."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You danced and played the piano."
6. How old is your mom?
"36. That's almost as old as Lola." Lola = grandma
7. How tall is your mom?
"Shorter than me when I'm wearing my sneakers." Sadly, this is true.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Read while you eat."
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Work."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Shooting stuff."
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Driving."
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Telling Steven what to do."
13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Paralegal. Your work is boring."
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Chicken tinola with white rice."
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"When you make a lot of money and let me spend it."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"You wouldn't be in a cartoon. It's only voiceover."
The experience of being in the entertainment industry. 17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Talk."
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We're girls."
19. How are you and your mom different?
"You have straight black hair and I have wavy brown hair. And I'm taller than you."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"The beach. Or bed. You should bring the air mattress to the beach next time. And a tent."
Edited, Mar 30th 2010 10:17am by Thumbelyna
Haha, shooting stuff.
Barkingturtle wrote:
An interview with Tyler, age 5 or 6 maybe:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."
6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"
7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."
That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.
1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"
2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."
3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."
6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"
7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."
That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.
He's not lying.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20100330/NEWS01/3300368/Update-Police-have-more-on-car-description-in-kidnapping
It was our little secret!
I in no way really abducted that little boy yesterday. Seriously. I mean, I killed Tyler, of course.
I in no way really abducted that little boy yesterday. Seriously. I mean, I killed Tyler, of course.
/catyawnstretch
I must have been sleeping through some of the forum - who is Tyler?
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
I must have been sleeping through some of the forum - who is Tyler?
Edited, Mar 30th 2010 9:11pm by Atomicflea
Named after Tyler Durden, no doubt.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It doesn't sound like the kid put up much of a fight.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Samira wrote:
Named after Tyler Durden, no doubt.
I am Jack's Utter Astonishment.
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