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#27 Mar 29 2010 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Gawd, Moe's interview is really narcissistic.

You're talking about this, right?
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15. What makes you proud of Moe?
"The girth."
#28 Mar 30 2010 at 12:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Maximilian Von Gato


Wow. Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh
#29 Mar 30 2010 at 4:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Exodus wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Maximilian Von Gato


Wow. Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh
Jr. named the cat "Max". When I came to live here, I would talk to the cat in Spanish, ie 'Fuera, gato!' and Max would understand me. Jr. would say this was weird because his cat did not speak Spanish, he was an American cat. We made up the name and said he was exiled Spanish nobility, and it just sort of stuck.

The cutest is when I hear him whisper to his own cat, "What's the problem, Maximilian Von Gato?"
#30 Mar 30 2010 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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Intrigued, I interviewed my daughter via email. (Cut and Paste interviews ftw!)

Kid interview, Daughter - 24:D

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Woot!" "love ya!"

2. What makes mom happy?
Spending time with her kids/husband, being outdoors, playing video games

3. What makes mom sad?
Being away from her kids

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She's very silly, dancing, singing around the house, she's always up for a good laugh. We can just joke around.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
A tiny little tomboy

6. How old is your mom?
48 years ( I mean 20 :) )

7. How tall is your mom?
Very short! 5' 2''

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Read, hike mountains, play video games

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Crafts, reads, goes for walks with dad, plays video games

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Saving the world from impending environmental doom

11. What is your mom really good at?
Making muffins, playing video games, bargain shopping, crafts (crocheting, beading), video games

12. What is your mom not very good at?
taking pictures (she always gets her fingers in the picture)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
She makes sure everyone is safe around hazardous materials!

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Coffee, Ice Cream, pizza

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She's very independent and never afraid to say what she thinks or stand up for things she believes in.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Gadget, from Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers, very clever, very good at making things. Also the coolest character in the show!

17. What do you and your mom do together?
We like to go shopping at goodwill, we also like to go camping (although I'll pass on the hiking!), and going to the beach!!!

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have similar tastes in things like music and movie, we both love the ocean and the environment in general. I also think we have a similar quirky personality.

19. How are you and your mom different?
I can be very shy, my mom is very outgoing, we also don't look very much alike ( I look like dad).

20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Somewhere outside, the ocean, a mountain, anywhere in nature
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#31 Mar 30 2010 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm going to need to confirm this muffin intel.
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Elinda wrote:
Daughter - 24:D


Cup size?
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#33 Mar 30 2010 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
I always thought Gadget was the coolest character on that show, too. Smiley: nod
#34 Mar 30 2010 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Daughter - 24:D


Cup size?
Cheap, imitation smiley face.

...as if I'd give out my daughters cup size.
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#35 Mar 30 2010 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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I always thought Gadget was the coolest character on that show, too. Smiley: nod

I always wondered why she had a coat-hanger stuck down her pants.

I tried interviewing Thom in this fashion. his response to the first question went something like this:

"Ah tot taw day. Aw bat tah wahawatho umm...gibblgeheha. Haba yahamato deh bumbum dah habatama. Ut hai! Ut hai! (pointing vaguely upward) Hmm...nanagata ubawata himiny pawaga yuto. No NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (runs off screaming for no reason)

He speaks very eloquently, at great length, and I fear for the day when he starts making sense because that means I'll have to make actual conversation with him.
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#36 Mar 30 2010 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ha! I love that phase, when their gibberish is so expressive.

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#37 Mar 30 2010 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
An interview with Tyler, age 5 or 6 maybe:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"

2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."

3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."

6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"

7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."

That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.
#38 Mar 30 2010 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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Charmaine, age 10, but turning 11 in less than 2 weeks.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"If I can't see you, that's not good!"

2. What makes mom happy?
"Jewelry, makeup and clothes. And when Daddy lets you sleep on the couch."

3. What makes mom sad?
"When Daddy makes you cry."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians and you say you like Kim's butt."

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You danced and played the piano."

6. How old is your mom?
"36. That's almost as old as Lola." Lola = grandma

7. How tall is your mom?
"Shorter than me when I'm wearing my sneakers." Sadly, this is true.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Read while you eat."

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Work."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Shooting stuff."

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Driving."

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Telling Steven what to do." Smiley: lol

13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Paralegal. Your work is boring."

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Chicken tinola with white rice."

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"When you make a lot of money and let me spend it."

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"You wouldn't be in a cartoon. It's only voiceover." Smiley: lol The experience of being in the entertainment industry.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Talk."

18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We're girls."

19. How are you and your mom different?
"You have straight black hair and I have wavy brown hair. And I'm taller than you."

20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"The beach. Or bed. You should bring the air mattress to the beach next time. And a tent."


Edited, Mar 30th 2010 10:17am by Thumbelyna
#39 Mar 30 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Haha, shooting stuff.
#40 Mar 30 2010 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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An interview with Tyler, age 5 or 6 maybe:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Don't talk to strangers!"

2. What makes mom happy?
"I want my mommy."

3. What makes mom sad?
"When Tyler's a bad boy." (I answered that one for him)

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Mister I don't see any puppy"

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"You passed my school."

6. How old is your mom?
"Mommy's in the trunk!"

7. How tall is your mom?
Unintelligible, snotty sniffling.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
See above.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Look for me."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Coughing. "Your cigarette is bothering me." (Too cute!)

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Is my mommy alright?"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Getting out of the trunk, apparently."

That last one made me laugh hard enough that I decided to terminate the interview. All said I think Tyler did pretty well for being so distracted. We'll try again next year and see what kind of progress he's made.


He's not lying.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20100330/NEWS01/3300368/Update-Police-have-more-on-car-description-in-kidnapping
#41 Mar 30 2010 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
It was our little secret!






I in no way really abducted that little boy yesterday. Seriously. I mean, I killed Tyler, of course.
#42 Mar 30 2010 at 4:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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/catyawnstretch
#43 Mar 30 2010 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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I must have been sleeping through some of the forum - who is Tyler?
#44 Mar 30 2010 at 8:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I must have been sleeping through some of the forum - who is Tyler?
BT's made-up kid that he kidnapped and killed. The things you miss out on. I bet you're sorry you drifted, eh?

Edited, Mar 30th 2010 9:11pm by Atomicflea
#45 Mar 30 2010 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Named after Tyler Durden, no doubt.

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#46 Mar 30 2010 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good
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It doesn't sound like the kid put up much of a fight.
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#47 Mar 30 2010 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Named after Tyler Durden, no doubt.


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