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That's right, ******** Now gold and myrrh me.
How far along?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Who's the father?
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
Congrats to both you and Joph
Barkingturtle wrote:
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
Guinea pig would be fitting but I thought it looked like a bushbaby.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
YAY a JoFlea, no. A FleaJo? BAH! Gratz!!!
Barkingturtle wrote:
Who's the father?
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
It's the hamster that runs our servers
Gratz Fleajo! May you fully enjoy the blessings of a child! Sleepless nights, blowout diapers, spit up and projectile vomiting, and of course potty training. Also those sticky kisses and cuddles we parents just cant get enough of
Barkingturtle wrote:
Who's the father?
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
Haha, just kidding. Congratulations! It appears to be a chinchilla or perhaps a guinea pig.
She's going to give birth to the President of Costa Rica!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Oh, and yeah, congrats and stuff!
Protip: get bigger memory cards for your cameras, and some external hard drives to upload them to.
Protip: get bigger memory cards for your cameras, and some external hard drives to upload them to.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
In honor of this momentous event, I'm posting a picture of one of the most dreadful things a parent can see: the Face of Pure Evil.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Ohh, yep, looks like an earwig, alright.
Congrats yous twos! Welcome to the world of pregnancy. I shall be checking out shortly. When are you due?
Congrats yous twos! Welcome to the world of pregnancy. I shall be checking out shortly. When are you due?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Debalic wrote:
In honor of this momentous event, I'm posting a picture of one of the most dreadful things a parent can see: the Face of Pure Evil.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Is that Jiminey on his shoulder?
Lady DSD wrote:
Debalic wrote:
In honor of this momentous event, I'm posting a picture of one of the most dreadful things a parent can see: the Face of Pure Evil.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Is that Jiminey on his shoulder?
Congratulations you guyz:)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Debalic wrote:
In honor of this momentous event, I'm posting a picture of one of the most dreadful things a parent can see: the Face of Pure Evil.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Is that Jiminey on his shoulder?
Really???? I had no idea!
Oh congratulations!
You must both be delighted.
Are you going to name it 'Dracoid'?
Actually, you should ask Joph Jr to suggest names.
Dracoid was 3 when we told him he was going to have a new baby brother or sister. He replied "If it's a boy, can we call it Spiderman or Stripey?"
You must both be delighted.
Are you going to name it 'Dracoid'?
Actually, you should ask Joph Jr to suggest names.
Dracoid was 3 when we told him he was going to have a new baby brother or sister. He replied "If it's a boy, can we call it Spiderman or Stripey?"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Woot! Congratulations!
So, due Septemberish?
So, due Septemberish?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Lady DSD wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Debalic wrote:
In honor of this momentous event, I'm posting a picture of one of the most dreadful things a parent can see: the Face of Pure Evil.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Don't be deceived; this is usually a precursor to, say, dumping bottles of spices out on the kitchen floor, or throwing all his toys, and cups, and any kitchen utensils he can reach from the counter, and random garbage from the trashcan, and tins of wet cat food down the basement steps.
Is that Jiminey on his shoulder?
Really???? I had no idea!
You'd know this if you had kids. Duh.
Anyway - Flea, Holy ****, congrats!!
Oh this makes me so crazy happy...man, so I've had a *little* wine but I'll try not to be all gross and sappy. You guys know I love you and I'm just thrilled to have you both so happy and together and all that jazz and geeze, anyway, you know.
:D
Nexa
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kid will be born with a 75K post-count.
Seriously, though, congratulations!
Seriously, though, congratulations!
Thank you all. Due at the end of October. (wOOt possible Halloween baby!)
Haha, I would have responded earlier but the TIRED has not yet left me, and I fell asleep immediately after posting.
Haha, I would have responded earlier but the TIRED has not yet left me, and I fell asleep immediately after posting.
Dam! Another hellspawn?
Oh, oops! Congrats!
Oh, oops! Congrats!
Congrats!
I hope your license to breed was up to date, but knowing you and Joph, you're both probably totally on top of that sort of thing.
I hope your license to breed was up to date, but knowing you and Joph, you're both probably totally on top of that sort of thing.
gratz you two!
And nice burphdei prezzie Joph!!
And nice burphdei prezzie Joph!!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Grats on the crotchfruit.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nexa wrote:
Oh this makes me so crazy happy...man, so I've had a *little* wine but I'll try not to be all gross and sappy. You guys know I love you and I'm just thrilled to have you both so happy and together and all that jazz and geeze, anyway, you know.
:D
:D
True story: The night before I found out, I was drinking a delicious glass of Velvet Red from a local vineyard. The morning I knew, I felt incredibly guilty about it. That night, I really wanted more wine, and I have craved alcohol on and off ever since.
Especially tequila.
This kid's gonna be a drunk.
So...is this the first Asylum baby? Forgive my hazy recollection...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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