In which your favoUrite ageing snaggle-toothed lanky British soothsayer foresees the ultimate demise of Arsylumites.
Disclaimer: Please note that these predictions only cover the means, not the timing, which may be long days hence or imminent. The value of investments may go down as well as up, and your home may be at risk if you fill it with gasoline and try freebasing. Consult your pharmacist if you think your cocaine dealer is ripping you off.
Jophiel: Choking on the sacred host after transubstantiation causes indigestion which escapes up the wrong tube.
gbaji: Hitting a semicolon during a freak speed-reading accident.
Barkingturtle: In an unlikely twist to an auto-erotic self asphyxiation game with Guenny, run over by a taxiing Boeing driven by Melinda
Samira: Mossad. (allegedly)
Nadenue: Spontaneous combustion. RumoUrs of vodka's involvement
Kaolian: Decapitated by an RC Helicopter piloted by a blindfolded ToUtem
Darqflame: Suffocation during an ill-advised cheer-leading handstand.
Atomic Flea: First ever victim of an adverse Louis Vuitton and Jimmy Choo interaction
DSD: Stabbed to death with a Pregnancy Testing kit.
ToUtem: Drive-by Amish attack
Nexa: Immortal
MoebiusLord: Beaten to death with a Menorah at a Jewish NRA meeting
Varus: Bukkake drowning
Edited, Mar 30th 2010 4:05pm by Nobby