Kakar wrote:
I went with a friend when I was in the military. He was wearing white jeans. (I could probably spare you the details, but I'm evil...)
So I end up getting him a lap dance from this tasty blonde, big rack, great ***, top notch. Well, she must have been in a hurry when she went to the can last, because by the time she was done he had Shit stains all over his leg.
Good times.
Did they smell like **** stains? They might have been from a tanning lotion that hadn't dried yet, from a coloured oil to even out and darken her skin tone, or something like that.
Or, you know, from the brown crusty end of her period flow.