Mr BP: ZOMFG! Teh Oilz0rzz all spilly in teh sea! Oy! Transocean!You said you'd be careful with teh rig!
Mr TransoceanSozz But we paid Mr Halliburton to cement in the head.
Mr Halliburton: Oops.
Mr Obama: Oy! BP. j00 must pay for dis!
Mr BP: OK. Will do
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
Mr BP: OK. We'll pay for everything. I already said that.
Mr Obama: Think of the American fishermen!
Mr BP: We have. We've promised to pay every last cent.
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
Mr BP: Erm. You mentioned that. Our subcontractors fUcked up, but we accept full responsibility and will pay for everything.
Mr Obama: Damn limeys!
Mr BP: Ahem, while reminding you that we take full responsibility and will pay up, Transocean who were operating the rig for us, is a US company.
Mr TransoceanAhem. We were American, but we shipped out to teh Cayman Islands in 1999 for tax purposes.
Mr BP: Ahem, while reminding you that we take full responsibility and will pay up, Halliburton were supposed to cap off the head just before it blew, and Halliburton is a US company.
Mr Halliburton: American? Us? Naw. We moved to Dubai a couple years back to avoid US taxes.
Mr BP: CrapShitfUck
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
Mr BP:
I think that just about captures it. . .