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#27 Jun 14 2010 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
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There was a huge oil spill on the coast of France quite a while back (70s? 80s?)? I remember everyone fretting about the shell-fish and fishing industries as well as the water-fowl at the time, and many predicting that they would never recover. Turns out that most forms of sea life and water fowl in the area recovered within a year.

So, with that completely unsupported evidence, I say, with the confident authority possessed only by the ignorant... ********** the birds, they'll get over it".
#28 Jun 14 2010 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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There was a huge oil spill on the coast of France quite a while back (70s? 80s?)? I remember everyone fretting about the shell-fish and fishing industries as well as the water-fowl at the time, and many predicting that they would never recover. Turns out that most forms of sea life and water fowl in the area recovered within a year.

So, with that completely unsupported evidence, I say, with the confident authority possessed only by the ignorant... "@#%^ the birds, they'll get over it".

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#29 Jun 16 2010 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
Right now, I don't care if people want to spend their time and their money to clean birds. That being said, out top priorities should be to stop the leak first, then do whatever we can to clean up the water and beaches. We'll keep more birds alive by solving the problem, than by just treating the symptom of the problem.
#30 Jun 16 2010 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Right now, I don't care if people want to spend their time and their money to clean birds. That being said, out top priorities should be to stop the leak first, then do whatever we can to clean up the water and beaches. We'll keep more birds alive by solving the problem, than by just treating the symptom of the problem.


I'm pretty sure that the people capable of stopping the leak and the ones willing to donate their time and money to clean up the animals affected by the oil are two different groups of people. I don't think Procter & Gamble would be spending any money they didn't spend on Dawn Dish Soap instead on undersea technology.
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#31 Jun 16 2010 at 11:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Right now, I don't care if people want to spend their time and their money to clean birds. That being said, out top priorities should be to stop the leak first, then do whatever we can to clean up the water and beaches. We'll keep more birds alive by solving the problem, than by just treating the symptom of the problem.


I'm pretty sure that the people capable of stopping the leak and the ones willing to donate their time and money to clean up the animals affected by the oil are two different groups of people. I don't think Procter & Gamble would be spending any money they didn't spend on Dawn Dish Soap instead on undersea technology.
Yeah, I get that. But lets say that P&G had to choose between bird cleaning donations and some product they had that would help clean the water after the spill is fixed. Where should our resources go? If we have to pick one or the other, do we fix the cause, or do we just try and save what we can from the consequences?
#32 Jun 16 2010 at 11:23 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Yeah, I get that. But lets say that P&G had to choose between bird cleaning donations and some product they had that would help clean the water after the spill is fixed. Where should our resources go? If we have to pick one or the other, do we fix the cause, or do we just try and save what we can from the consequences?


But why force a decision? Let the people capable of doing one choice do that, let the ones capable of the other do it.

And I'm pretty sure when it comes to man-power that the clean up can handle a lot more, and a lot less skill required. There's only so many people you can shove in a control room or a think tank before it gets kind of useless.
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#33 Jun 16 2010 at 11:36 PM Rating: Good
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But why force a decision? Let the people capable of doing one choice do that, let the ones capable of the other do it.
If we can swing both, great. I'm just thinking of limited resources. I'd rather stop more animals from getting slicked before unslicking the ones that are slicked.

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And I'm pretty sure when it comes to man-power that the clean up can handle a lot more, and a lot less skill required. There's only so many people you can shove in a control room or a think tank before it gets kind of useless.
The clean up itself will require a lot of man power.

To be honest, I don't know what the best thing to do is. I love animals. I get in trouble at work for feeding he pigeons. Its just that, if it comes to resource allocation, I'd rather fix the problem, not the effects. If we can do both, great.
#34 Jun 17 2010 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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#35 Jun 17 2010 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Yeah, I get that. But lets say that P&G had to choose between bird cleaning donations and some product they had that would help clean the water after the spill is fixed. Where should our resources go? If we have to pick one or the other, do we fix the cause, or do we just try and save what we can from the consequences?

P&G didn't set out to make duck soap, they just lucked into the fact that their dish soap is good at washing oily ducks. I don't even know if it's better at washing oily ducks than Palmolive or Ivory. If there's money to be made in a better oil dispersant and P&G has the facilities to grab some of that cash, you can be assured that they're working on it.

No one ever did have an answer to who is washing the ducks. As Tirith pointed out, unskilled 22 year olds aren't really qualified to do much besides wash ducks* so as long as they bring their own detergent they might as well have at it. The only question there was the one in the OP -- if it does the birds more harm than good to be cleaned rather than immediately put out of their misery.



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#36 Jun 17 2010 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Yeah, I get that. But lets say that P&G had to choose between bird cleaning donations and some product they had that would help clean the water after the spill is fixed. Where should our resources go? If we have to pick one or the other, do we fix the cause, or do we just try and save what we can from the consequences?

P&G didn't set out to make duck soap, they just lucked into the fact that their dish soap is good at washing oily ducks. I don't even know if it's better at washing oily ducks than Palmolive or Ivory. If there's money to be made in a better oil dispersant and P&G has the facilities to grab some of that cash, you can be assured that they're working on it.

No one ever did have an answer to who is washing the ducks. As Tirith pointed out, unskilled 22 year olds aren't really qualified to do much besides wash ducks* so as long as they bring their own detergent they might as well have at it. The only question there was the one in the OP -- if it does the birds more harm than good to be cleaned rather than immediately put out of their misery.



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Anderson Cooper was going around on-site at some of the bird cleaning facilities yesterday. I wasn't really watching, but I picked up a little bit of it here and there. He was interviewing a member of a group that was cleaning birds, specifically, Pelicans at the time. IIRC, the group was an avian protection agency of some sort. The member said that part of the controversy on bird cleanup was due to a New York Times article which cited a 1% survival rate for the birds. That figure, the member said, was based on older cleanup methods, and was wholly inaccurate. He didn't give a new estimate, however.

For what it's worth.
#37 Jun 17 2010 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
Just read this article at The Huffington Post. It seems to me that there are people saying it helps, and people saying it doesn't. I've read that the survival rates are fairly high, and one website was claiming 50-80% survival rate. As for the not breeding again thing, I'm not sure how that matters, really.

Apparently, the brown pelican, which is being affected by the spill, was just taken off of the endangered species list last year.

Also, it looks like BP is paying for the recovery.

I say again, I see no problem with trying to save the birds we can.

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Ah ha... here's a little information:
Some site or another wrote:
Experts from Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research, based in Delaware, are in charge of the bird rescue efforts in the gulf. They are joined by the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) from California. The two are the only wildlife rescue groups in the country with the chops to deal with a disaster of this scope.

They, contracted by BP and working with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, run the rehabilitation centers set up in four coastal states. Their OSHA-trained rehabilitators, veterinarians and extended response teams train volunteers how to catch, handle, clean and care for damaged birds.

So the base operation is paid for, funded by BP (the article mentions earlier how there's BP officials there to cheer and film each released clean bird) and they work with Fish & Wildlife. And have a bunch of volunteers.

If BP is footing the bill, it's probably worth noting that incinerating a pile of oily euthanized birds makes for shitty public relations footage.
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#39 Jun 17 2010 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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If BP is footing the bill, it's probably worth noting that incinerating a pile of oily euthanized birds makes for shitty public relations footage.


I also read that it takes $600-$750 to clean each bird, for what it's worth.
#40 Jun 17 2010 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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If BP is footing the bill, it's probably worth noting that incinerating a pile of oily euthanized birds makes for shitty public relations footage.


I also read that it takes $600-$750 to clean each bird, for what it's worth.

That is in-f'ucking-sane. Spread some rat poison and burn the carcasses. No way should BP have to foot that bill. It's simply caving to some moronic animal lobby.

F'uck PETA. F'uck them right in their f'ucking asses.
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470 birds x $700 each = $329,000

In the PR war against footage of a burning pile of oil-soaked birds, that's probably pretty cheap. It's got little to do with PETA and a lot to do with your average television viewer.
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#42 Jun 17 2010 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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470 birds x $700 each = $329,000

In the PR war against footage of a burning pile of oil-soaked birds, that's probably pretty cheap. It's got little to do with PETA and a lot to do with your average television viewer.

Who has been inundated with "Save the Whales!", "Buy dolphin safe tuna!", and "ZOMGt3hsp0ttedOWL!!!!111" for decades thanks to groups like PETA.

F'uck PETA.
#43 Jun 17 2010 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Wasn't there one time during that Exxon spill back in the 80's they spent a lot of money cleaning up some sort of sea lion only to watch them get eaten by a whale after returned to the wild?
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#44 Jun 17 2010 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Wasn't there one time during that Exxon spill back in the 80's they spent a lot of money cleaning up some sort of sea lion only to watch them get eaten by a whale after returned to the wild?

It was a sea otter, and it got eaten as it was swimming out when they released it (to great fanfare & a big ceremony, by the way).
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Hrm. Otter soaked in petroleum and then dish soap.

I'm sure that didn't sit well in Willy's belly.
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#46 Jun 17 2010 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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I don't particularly care about the lives of individual animals, just the species as a whole. In an ideal world, they'd be able to euthanize the doomed ones for a fraction of the cost of cleaning, and redirect all possible money to environmental cleanup. Ensuring the vitality of the lowest forms on the food chain (plants, algae, microbes, plankton, etc) would, I imagine, have an equal or greater effect than treating the problem from the top down.

Unfortunately, I also agree that it would never play from a PR perspective.

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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If BP is footing the bill, it's probably worth noting that incinerating a pile of oily euthanized birds makes for shitty public relations footage.


I also read that it takes $600-$750 to clean each bird, for what it's worth.

That is in-f'ucking-sane. Spread some rat poison and burn the carcasses. No way should BP have to foot that bill. It's simply caving to some moronic animal lobby.

Rat poison? Just light the whole mess and burn *all* of it off. What do we get? Pre-cooked bird and shrimp.
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
fronglo wrote:
Wasn't there one time during that Exxon spill back in the 80's they spent a lot of money cleaning up some sort of sea lion only to watch them get eaten by a whale after returned to the wild?

It was a sea otter, and it got eaten as it was swimming out when they released it (to great fanfare & a big ceremony, by the way).

Well, at least there wasn't video of another otter being clubbed in the background as they saved that one.
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#49 Jun 17 2010 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
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Ah ha... here's a little information:
Some site or another wrote:
Experts from Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research, based in Delaware, are in charge of the bird rescue efforts in the gulf. They are joined by the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) from California. The two are the only wildlife rescue groups in the country with the chops to deal with a disaster of this scope.

They, contracted by BP and working with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, run the rehabilitation centers set up in four coastal states. Their OSHA-trained rehabilitators, veterinarians and extended response teams train volunteers how to catch, handle, clean and care for damaged birds.

So the base operation is paid for, funded by BP (the article mentions earlier how there's BP officials there to cheer and film each released clean bird) and they work with Fish & Wildlife. And have a bunch of volunteers.

If BP is footing the bill, it's probably worth noting that incinerating a pile of oily euthanized birds makes for shitty public relations footage.
Our state gov pays Tri-state about 50k a year for retainer fees, planning and training for our biologists and a bevy of volunteers. I would assume other coastal states had a similar arrangement even prior to this spill. Tri-states pretty much a monopoly in the bird-cleaning business on both coasts. It's quite a racket they got going.
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#50 Jun 18 2010 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Show me a better survival rate or let them die.

Dawn soap is usable in salt water, most dish washing soap is not. Dawn is popular among sailors for that reason as cleanser. Its an unintended niche for P&G.
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SDawn is popular among sailors for that reason as cleanser. Its an unintended niche for P&G.
If found in the ships hold or engine room, it can also get you fine from the Coast Guard.
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